Joe Dudek
@joedudekjd.bsky.social
Maryland appellate typography guru. All opinions mine. All humor niche.
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Dying at the right-wing activists that (1) held a call with Todd Blanche in which Blanche made a lot of anti-abortion promises, (2) said "uh this is off the record" like doing so would magically ward off journalists, and then (3) UPLOADED IT TO THEIR YOUTUBE CHANNEL www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
This is basically how I have come to understand our form of government: A person I don't know says something mundane; four people I don't know say irrelevant things about the mundane thing; and then suddenly JD Vance.
for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
New York financier Bernard Madoff acknowledges 'mistakes' in 'Fairfield Sentry' fund but says sanctions, criminal investigation aren't needed.
Chicago U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros acknowledges 'mistakes' in 'Broadview 6' case but says sanctions, special counsel aren't needed. From @schuba.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/0...
“It makes perfect sense if you don’t think about it.”
When he was Chair of the House Intelligence Committee, Mike Rogers (the Republican candidate for Senate in Michigan) publicly took the position that "you can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." Colbert had some fun with that: crooksandliars.com/cltv/2013/10...
Burn it down and salt the earth.
Judge Wise finds that ICE coerced a 20-year-old Tongan man — admitted legally to the country three years ago — to sign a document accepting deportation, despite no criminal record or immigration proceedings against him. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Any 26-person firm would fail this task. This 26-person firm was built specifically to fail. It is loaded up with legal pariahs that have no relevant experience.
26-employee Texas law firm gets $150M to represent 24,000 children in immigration court
In addition to having no experience in immigration, their website shows Ilya Shapiro (!) and disgraced former law prof Joshua Wright (!) as Senior Counsel. I don't think this massive contract was awarded to give immigrant children effective, zealous advocacy. burkegroup.law/our-team/
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Our Team
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26-employee Texas law firm gets $150M to represent 24,000 children in immigration court
I think there is a difference in kind, not a difference in degree, between prosecuting people who stormed the Capitol and prosecuting people who took pictures of seashells.
Tillis admits Trump is weaponizing the DOJ during his speech announcing he'll vote for Todd Blanche: "Maybe it's a little bit more intense in this administration than the last one ... I'm going to support Mr Blanche's nomination"
I double dog dare @nytimes.com to make a Connections category of Dall, Cranch, Wheat, and Pet.
Roughly a third of the Constitution is just a list of ways you could rein in the president.
Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Finally, a president willing to shrink our military!
U.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters
Well, at least it was for a completely lawless and pointless cause.
U.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters
The Delhi Watch Co. Everest III is stunning, and if I have the conversion right it's like $180, which is less than half of what I think its components should cost.
Just say you don't read the news, Doug. This is exhausting.
What utter nonsense
SCOTUS’s new separation of powers jurisprudence:
Hey, look! It's Jared going viral in the ashes of Appellate Twitter.
This piece is so good. Be sure to stick around for @amylittlefield.bsky.social's interview with Students for Life's Kristan Hawkins.
The battle over abortion pills in post-Roe America
Abortion rates were expected to tank after Roe v. Wade was overturned. Instead, medication abortion became easy to get—and it changed everything.
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Neither here nor there, but "fold" in this context comes from card games, not from structural integrity.
Trump: I was disappointed with Jeanine Pirro. Really disappointed with Jeanine Pirro. She folded like an umbrella. And people get away with things. It’s a disgrace.
Put the numbers 1, 2, and 5 on our ships so they think we have 3 and 4 there, too.
U.S. military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to ‘punish Iran’
People get so caught up with my attention deficit that they forget about my mounting attention debt.
Washington Interscholastic Activities Association says there are 10 transgender girls in middle- and high-school sports out of 200,000. So in the best possible framing, this is a waste of 199,990 families’ time and money. In reality, it is a waste as to all 200,000.
An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
The thing about orders that establish facts "beyond any doubt" is that they rarely use the phrase "beyond any doubt." IOW: People are asking a lot of questions about my "beyond any doubt" T-shirt ...
BREAKING: Todd Blanche has released what he calls a rescission of the slush fund (left). The last lawsuit he mentions is mine (Gill v DOJ). This doesn't change the fact that the "settlement" setting up the fund is still in effect. On the right, Blanche is LEAVING IN PLACE Trump's tax immunity.
You can just sign a document saying you won't perform on your contracts? Well that takes care of this home mortgage I've been working so hard at.
John Cornyn, the cheapest of dates. (He appears to be fine with Blanche killing an audit that reportedly was set to cost Trump $100 million.) www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
BARRETT: For purposes of the Fourteenth Amendment, the relevant question is whether the group has been subject to a longstanding pattern of discrimination 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘸. In other words, we ask whether the group has suffered a history of 𝘥𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘦 discrimination. 605 U.S. 495, 554. HEGSETH: Hold my beer.