@joemiller.me

k8s, go/ruby/python. Infra/SRE PlanetScale @miller_joe on some other platforms

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

The old way: migrating our largest MySQL table takes 70-80 days and can contribute to occasional latency spikes. The new way on PlanetScale: migrating our largest MySQL table takes less than a week and Just Works.

Remember when Fox News revved up the faux outrage and wrote an article complaining about the revolving door between MSNBC and the Biden admin? Can’t wait to see the follow-up about their very own Pete Hegseth.

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