Was surprised by Matthew McConaughey’s vocabulary, particularly his use of the term “mendacious” until I heard him use it again in two subsequent interviews. My man is stuck on mendacious.
Joe Morrison
@joemorrison.bsky.social
“Controversial industry figure” - Grid News. VP of Commercial Experience at Umbra Space. 🛰 | satellite data for mapping 🗺, monitoring 📈, and 'mergencies 🚨
Two nights ago I realized I was dreaming and could control everything about my environment, but it still took me several attempts before I managed to fly
If you don’t have a full Allen wrench set, you haven’t known trouble
When I replace the toilet paper in the bathroom only I use before it runs out
Girl, is your name Expelliarmus? Cause you have disarming charm…
When I drink, good things happen. For instance, I was badly hungover a few years ago, and an old friend came over to take care of me. It was miserable. A few days later, he met a woman. They’re getting married next month. I tipped the cosmic scales in his favor. I’m a hero, of sorts.
Feverishly searching for any minor setback in my life that I can turn into a self-aggrandizing post on LinkedIn
When I ask, “Got any loosies?” I’m asking if you have any loose extra strength lactaid pills on your person
The swat police called, I’m headed to the station to turn myself in
Rented a book about private equity from the public library, I’m ngmi
Know I’m getting old because I go to bed earlier on the weekend than during the week
Bluesky reminds me a lot of Barton Springs. There’s a surprising mix of naked people and wholesome interactions between strangers
I have so thoroughly ruined my bluesky timeline by following anyone with a pulse that I fear I’ve dug a hole from which I may never return
Planning to tie one on tonight and just might get to skeetin
Just walked by a crazy-eyed college kid in downtown Austin who was desperately asking her friend, “How many did I take?”
Proof that adding “geo” to something doesn’t always make it better
Faine Greenwood@faineg.com · 3y agodo you want to see an incredibly rude clam
When we start running out of potable water, almonds will become a rare delicacy sold in little tins and they’ll be marketed as, “tree caviar”
Only thing I’m measuring out in milligrams is melatonin, son
I can’t see my likes, but could someone who understood how to query the protocol see them? How does this work.
I don’t understand the protocol, but I hope there’s an immutable ledger of all our garbage takes that lives forever like preserved scat in digital amber
A big piece of my teenage self died today when I finally relented and voluntarily set nudity to “hide”
Shocked and horrified to learn I’m not the first person to talk about synthetic aperture radar on here
Michael Cruickshank@cruickshank.bsky.social · 4y agoAnyone trying to get satellite pics of the fire in Sevastopol this morning should probably just pack it in for the day (unless you have a SAR satellite).
Budget airlines are more fun because people clap when you land
Hung out with some friends from college last night and the topic of SpaceX/Starship came up and I was shocked that they were all under the impression it was a big embarrassing failure
Bachelor party this weekend - gonna get wild (might have a few big beers at the baseball game)
When they hire content moderators they should call them “skeet patrol” ⛑️
