The man was a believer that he could open things. He was a can-opener.
Jedd Poponski
@joenezee.bsky.social
I just need a place to dump my thoughts. If you’re listening or not, cool, let’s jam on favorite songs, or exchange poems and books, or something.
I’m not so much a picky eater…more so an eater of foods that won’t kill me
Good thing we can joke about these things, and pay less attention to the fact that they’re potential peril.
I hope folks don’t over cheese their pizzas. And, that’s an awful lot of carbs.
Spent the last 5 minutes trying to motivate myself to get up and open my kitchen window.
It would be cool if there were a difinitave online source for job search and apartment rentals, instead of like 8 different sources for each of them.
What is it about eating red meat that causes people to become invariably angry…or, as my homies call it; “beefing”?
Order a spaghetti instead of that pizza. Less fat and cholesterol.
Do you have the jalopini’s in variable question, my Chi-Chi’s salsa from March? Do Ya? NO SALSA! NO MORE BYE SALSA!
Ramen and rice stir fry dishes: you could eat almost every day and just switch up ingredients and flavors.
You once returned from dust and you are now once again returned from dust.
The area I live in seems like an area where we have Roger Clemens in commercials. It’s quite fitting.
Mike Vrabel still seems like, just a temporary head coach.
The 38 bluesky people who are the end level before you meet the Final Boss.
daryl "bury me with my golden arm" b 🏳️⚧️@hypercubexl.bsky.social · 4d agothe 38 bluesky people you meet in hell
If we work together, we can build enough warming houses for all the squirrels, this winter.
If cats didn’t domesticate themselves then explain the meow in homeowner
I hope they invariantly use my decaying deceased body to make Charleston Chews or taffy or caramels or something…
Old man next door was not laughing/ talking to himself last night. ‘‘Twas a good night.
I can’t tell if I’m building tolerance to caffeine, or if they’re just producing weaker drinks to make more money.
Some of these boys In the club making me think I should eat a can of ravioli.
Dinner will be a challenge tonight. If only Taco Bell would naturalize…