Joey Alison Sayers
@joeyalison.bsky.social
The cartoonist you know and love. Alley Oop, The Nib, many more. (she/her)
Need a database called Secret Shithead or something where you can see if a public figure is secretly MAGA or transphobic or racist.
I regret to inform you that Afroman is transphobic.
The internet would be better without the Internet
Oh, you're a "guncle"? Well, we're pansexual aunties.
Interesting. We didn't have the Internet when I was a kid. But now suddenly it's everywhere? Seems a little fishy if you ask me.
I will pay one million dollars for a music streaming service that allows me to organize albums and artists any way I want to
I don't care if gas prices get up to $20 a gallon! I'll still drink a big glass of it with breakfast every morning!
Pretty cool that Main Character Syndrome is named after me!
To pull in some extra money I'm going to sell my body. Got a lot of interest from some guy named Private Equity. I guess he's some military guy? I'll let you know how it goes!
Oh, you believe that trans people shouldn't exist? Well, I believe that beliefs shouldn't exist
What if every trans ally in Kansas parked their car in the middle of a busy street and walked away? Now nobody can drive, assholes
Why the fuck does a driver's license need a sex marker on it in the first place
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
I would like to apologize to everyone I've ever met for everything I've ever done.
I hope Hot Ron Lennox from Coldwell Banker is on here!
Personally I'm not terribly worried about my son falling into the manosphere/fascism trap because he is not a goddamn dipshit asshole.
Not sure if their projects are getting more esoteric or I'm getting stupider, but I watched this for 2 hours and I still don't get it!
Everyone who sees me wearing my "The Apprentice" T-shirt with smiling Trump on it gives me dirty looks. But no one sees the back that says "I bought this before we knew he was crazy"
It's not on the internet, it's on the intranet. It's not on the intranet, it's on the intornet. It's not on the intornet, it's on the intermet. It's not on the intermet, it's on the enternet. It's not on the enternet, it's on the indernet. Come on, keep up!
Most trans people hold the secret knowledge to destroy heterosexuality. If it became public what most cis men say when they think no women are around? Goodbye straights.
I'm sorry, but if you use AI to write an email so you sound more intelligent, in reality it's very obvious and makes you look less intelligent
Every sci-fi show: Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be? Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery. Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???
I'm reading this fantasy novel and the King is in rapid mental and physical decline. Just making a fool of himself and his kingdom. I'm getting increasingly nervous that the next big plot point will be an assassination by his own men, who then frame it on the opposition.
