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From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes
new all-time FIFA men's World Cup career own goals leaderboard 1. Mohamed Hany, Egypt (2 own goals) 2. 65-way tie (1 own goal)
I’m just a Squirtle No Tat 6’0 male looking for a Bulbasuar 1 tat 5’3 female in this crazy world
Watching all the pals be so creative on Tomogatchi ( I know I know) makes me happy to see them get to spend time doing thing they are good at and have fun (just watched too many tik tok hopecore edits, emotional instability activated)
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
it's a tight game but this is certain the team that goes woke first will win
Wanted to thank everyone again for the fun stream this past weekend. Below is the donations made to the charities that I chose. All love to the pets and the immigrants that help make this country great.
Happening now! Forgot to post
@johncheetos.bsky.social · 8mo agoDo you like watching cards get opened? Sports cards, pokemon cards, president cards?! Do you also like seeing ppl donate to charity? Then I have a place for you. Week from today, Sunday the 21st, 6 pm twitch.tv/johncheetos. Hang and watch me spend my paycheck on these cards and raise money for good
NEVERMIND Sunday back on the menu friends. 6 PM CST. Two wonderful charities. Praying for the big one. Hope to see you there
Do you like watching cards get opened? Sports cards, pokemon cards, president cards?! Do you also like seeing ppl donate to charity? Then I have a place for you. Week from today, Sunday the 21st, 6 pm twitch.tv/johncheetos. Hang and watch me spend my paycheck on these cards and raise money for good
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
May have made one of the dumbest purchases in awhile. But it’s gonna be so funny when I unveil it on stream in 3 weeks 😎
Important 🚨 Save Dec 21st on your calendar. Final Stream (ever?). Opening the most boxes and most expensive box I have ever bought. Charity incentives. A real Festive time
Voted three times for Mamdani from Atlanta, feels good to help
I get why people love streaming now. I’ve only done it a few times and I have always said I couldn’t do as a job. But after tonight, I get the rush. Even with all the negatives of today’s streaming landscape, I see how ppl continue to hit the start streaming button
1 Week from tonight. October 15th. 8PM EST/7CST. We are cracking open these boxes and a special pack close to my heart. Feel free to check out at twitch.tv/johncheetos
Gonna stream tonight in 90ish minutes. Doing another test for the opening but let’s open one box (👀) of football cards as a treat and then going to maybe do the Sunday crossword puzzle. 🧩
So let’s say I chose Oct 15th as the date for some card openings on stream. Y’all down? 😎
