Just saw someone on YouTube arguing that thanks to AI, we'll finally be able to see Jodorowsky's Dune
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
got a text today from an unknown number asking me if I'd seen Christopher Nolan's Odyssey and if I had any thoughts on it ... it turned out to be from a friend's new number, but for a while I really thought it was a devious new scam targeted at heterosexual men
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
what I'm learning from this billy joel documentary is that when you find yourself in a tricky life situation, you can always get yourself back out of it by writing a legendary pop song
It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Pro tip for single men: if you refuse to take your pill they’ll give it to you in a piece of cheese
So tired of eating cold food. My body yearns for a hearty stew
I haven't seen it yet but I assume this line is delivered with the solemnity of "Begun, the Clone War has"
yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · yesterdaythis isnt a comment on the work as a whole but if i had written the line "our age of bronze is collapsing" and it was viewed by millions of people id probably seek death
Crazy how every now and then some English media darling I'm vaguely aware of will die and their celebrated legacy will be that they spent like 40 years writing headlines like this for papers called The Weekend Paedophile or Daily Nonce or something
Paul Haine@paulhaine.bsky.social · 2d agoHe also wrote this 23 years ago and somehow his career remained unaffected www.theguardian.com/society/2003...
The Get Out of Criticism Free card that anyone in the UK media establishment seems to be able to cash in upon their death must be worth its weight in gold
Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 2d agoSad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.
So tired of eating cold food. My body yearns for a hearty stew
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha
I always feel the best way to cross the road is to stare directly into the eyes of the driver of the oncoming car in a way that says "I'm ready to die. But are you ready to kill?"
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d agoi bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
Friend, who chose The Amulet of Great Wealth: Haven't seen you since The Choosing, how's life? Me, who chose The Amulet of Creativity: I'm great man yeah all good super good
Watching Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, which feels like a film that sixth form English teachers would make their classes watch
I said they would NEVER solve my riddles three... here's what happened next
how many spiderman movies are there at this point? neither science nor religion could answer
Watching Jurassic Park and wondering how early in the film I’d have abandoned the kids to the dinosaurs. I think probably before everything started going wrong
I’m showing my age here, but when I’m buying weapons grade plutonium that’s more of a “on the computer” purchase. It feels weird buying it on my phone!
Look, I don't know much about this issue, but according to the media I consume which is carefully engineered to piss me off,
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.