The big hot dog cancer billboards around the city are unfortunately making me crave a hot dog
John Gaudes
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dad, words guy raptors/bears/pga enjoyer
there is absolutely nothing more on the nose than ESPN founder Bill Rasmussen passing away, and *while hurriedly closing out* of their tribute to him, it *hard cut* to the The Pat McAfee Show
Ah yes, the music of humanity: table saws and lifted pickup exhaust
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w agoThe hill I will die on: Remove those earphones – you’re blocking out the music of humanity | Stefan Stern
So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner.
It is objectively pretty funny that Winnipeg’s Main Street features a fence with a plaque saying “Boujee” and behind it is a big pile of rubble
Start building the Simon Hildebrandt statue right now I say
Nobody told me the Sea Bears had to go through Australian Birdman to get a chip
JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 2w agoMullet!
My take on the Primetime trailer: Tired: movie about Chris Hansen Wired: starring Robert Pattinson Inspired: and Merritt Wever
That’s Scoot Ginninglam
Matthew Froese@matthewfroese.bsky.social · 3w agoSo I’ve been continuing my review of #Winnipeg civic election happenings - and of course, there are more AI slop renderings of the incumbent mayor that don’t look anything like him. This one is from Mike Vogiatzakis on July 24, and that definitely isn’t Scott Gillingham on the left:
The sheer amount of AI slop posters online and in real life makes me sad
Oh good, a national tv schedule built around a team where the starting lineup is healthy for 8 games
Need an intrepid journalist to write about how AI slop posters have taken over beach boardwalks in Manitoba
Regret to say it’s been a fun couple days watching The Big Golfer
It’s cool that now if you touch your phone in even slightly the wrong way, you end up on the Nissan website