Cake or Death
@johngcole.bsky.social
AI can't throw things at billionaires, but you have free will. WV/AZ. Bird enthusiast, pigeon defender, servant of cats and two dogs. He/Him Angry a lot but I think at the right people. Have a great blog community: https://www.balloon-juice.com
"Just observation and deduction. I see a propensity for obesity, poverty, a yen for fairy tales, folks putting what few bucks they do have into little, wicker baskets being passed around. I think it's safe to say that nobody here is gonna be splitting the atom, Marty."
“read the article darth” they said “it will be fun” they said
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 22h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
I think anyone doing a sit down interview with an actor should be required to ask them what their favorite role is. Like Gary Oldham has been quite clear that Jackson Lamb is his favorite role and he will do it for ever. I wonder if mcconaughey's is Rust Cohle
as you know, I have four 21 year old fraternity boys on the football team living with me, and they are all slobs but not in the malicious kind of way, but the being young and stupid kind of way, like for example, the big pile of dirt that someone left in the middle of the hallway after sweeping.
Retired CPS investigator and same
Lisa Needham@snipy.bsky.social · 21h agohonestly can't stress enough, as a former family law attorney, how depressingly common Max Miller's behavior and words are, right down to the petty fixation on custody procedure and rules when faced with allegations of shocking violence.
I will say one thing about Walmart. I love Walmart Optical. Cheap but decent frames, the lenses are good if you order properly, they're quick, they are everywhere so if you need something tightened or adjusted it's no hassle just go whenever you are out because there is gonna be a walmart there
silly me, did not think of pre-emptive rape having authorities fingering every kid in the state as a possible solution to the scourge of like a dozen trans kids wanting to play soccer or swim, but that's because I am not a right wing christian nationallst freak www.advocate.com/politics/sta...
Washington ballot measure could force all girls to have genital inspections to play sports
Advocates for both cis and trans girls call foul on a new right-wing proposal that would force school-age female athletes to undergo invasive physical exams to "prove" their gender.
advocate.com
I love sauerkraut and it goes with so many things, but steak is absolutely not one of them
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 22h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs
Big white trash redneck fight at the "Taco and Tequila" festival in Washington County, PA. No one could have predicted.
The reason Trump hires alcoholics is so when he fires them he’s confident they won’t remember anything.
"Let's make the car a place of quiet reflection" is something I have said multple times to Joelle. The weird thing about True Detective is that I identify with both Hart and Cohle because I know I have been around people in the army who looked at me like he looks at Cohle
HBO really needs to be protected at all cost. So many culturally significant shows. Like how many of their shows are on people's top ten shows of all time lists?
How do we get the media and the American people to understand that the only difference between surveillance and stalking is who is doing it and also understand that regardless both are doing it to coerce, control, threaten, and manipulate you.
My best friend and roommate from college frquently posts these things like "what is a good habit you started" and "how do you reflect on gratitude" and I usually roll my eyes and think "what the fuck ever" because I am truly a wretched miserable twat but tonight the question got me to answer
WHat do you mean turned? That's what mass surveillance is- a nationwide stalking system. They used it exactly how it was intended, just for the "wrong" reasons. Do you get it now? Mass surveillance is mass stalking- they're just stalking all of us. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
How rogue officers turned a nationwide camera network into a tool for stalking
Flock’s array of license-plate cameras was built to fight crime. But at least 50 law enforcement officers were charged with or accused of misusing it and other systems.
washingtonpost.com
the local news posted a story about seven cases of explosive diarrhea in my neck of the woods and with the story came a stock photo of a microscope slide of something they thought looked medical and the comments is like eleventy nurses all screaming "that's not a virus it's a blood smear"
Every time I see something filmed in India everyone looks so sweaty it looks like it might actually be more humid than WV in some places there
I was being an edgelord dick here. while it does piss me off kicking the can down the road, as many have noted, killing save and the omb fuckery is worth it. I need to be less reactive and assuming the worst (although assuming the worst has been pretty reliable since 2015)
Cake or Death@johngcole.bsky.social · 3d agoit's a big fucking club and you ain't in it
this thread is great and really funny
Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · 3d agoI have just been sent the transcript of a deposition my grandmother gave in 1977 while she was serving as an expert witness in a series of tribal rights cases and let me tell you, if nothing else this is proof that I come by it honest for every conceivable value of “it”
most of the ohio dems I know pretty much have their shit together the problem is there aren't enough of them
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 3d agoYeah, so, Ohio Dems need to get it together. Ohio Republicans are making it clear they should not be governing.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lash out at everyone I even called and had casual talks with several calm people I know while driving and still I am just really just mad at the world and I hate all this angst about the elections like WHY IS THIS EVEN SO FUCKING CLOSE
it's a big fucking club and you ain't in it
Murshed Zaheed@murshedz.bsky.social · 3d agoPatty Murray and Chuck Schumer decide to strike a “bipartisan” deal with … checks notes … Susan Collins to fund the Trump regime through December which appears to not to any include any safeguards against Trump’s meddling with midterm elections.
"Would my wife have cooked me dinner if I had beaten her six days ago" absolutely has to go into the Domestic Abuser quote Hall of Shame. "Look- she texted me months ago she was happy our realtionship was in a friendlier place." You fucking muppet she is terrified of you
