Dexter Goad
@shadowdogprod.bsky.social
Ex filmmaker, ex lover, ex Twitterer, current YouTuber. Looking for a bit of light in a dark world.
If you use AI to write your story or your music, you’re a loser. I don’t have time for anything you’ve presented because you didn’t have time to actually work at being creative. If that makes me an asshole, I’ll be that. It’s not the first time I’ve been called an asshole, and it won’t be the last.
Also, I’m kinda tired of seeing clips of Ex-Officer Raccoon B. Shufflin. Go in peace and be with them white folks you think love you so much. What I’m not gonna do is debate you. You’ll eventually see what they really think of you, and I’ll be right here, minding MY Black-assed business.
The problem is, even if there is a process, it relies on people being transparent and the senate enforcing the rules. And that is clearly not going to happen in this regime.
Mofos in this administration are telling on themselves in ways, and about things, you used to have to ride an overnight bus from Rumphole, West Virginia to overhear.
Cool, cool. We’re basically out of ATACMS and PrSM, and we used half our *global* TLAM supply… all for the Strait of Hormuz to still be closed?
There was a point during WW2 that the following people were working together at the same office in the Signal Corp: Stan Lee, Dr. Seuss, and Charles Adams (creator of the Adams Family). Whoever the 4th person in that office was, they must have felt like a loser.
Don’t tell him how much Marlon Brando was paid for Superman: The Movie compared to Christopher Reeve
Dexter Goad@shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 2d ago
First I'm hearing about this practice of post-release salary adjustments for "stealing every scene"!
Goddamn, British Airports charge 10 pounds just for a drop off? Don't let American airports hear about this. cc @eastcoastgiant.bsky.social
Anyone says super hero fatigue, I get to hit them in the throat Those are the rules, I didn’t write them
IGN@ign.com · 3d agoSpider-Man: Brand New Day exceeded expectations by bringing in an estimated $927 million at the global box office during its opening weekend, coming close to beating Avengers: Endgame's record. https://bit.ly/4fOP0la
Mathing is hard ... Asked the girl at the deli counter for a quart of beans. She said they only come in pints. So I said, "Okay give me 2 pints." She said, "Would you like that in one big container?" Sure?
I can’t believe it. All my childhood punishments have become my adult goals. • Eating vegetables • Staying home • Having a nap • Going to bed early
Countries where it’s illegal to criticize the president: • Iran • China • Russia • North Korea • The United States
A man just told me he was upset with me because of how fine I am.
Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
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I'm going to start blocking mofos that RT the stupidity narrative into my timeline. I've fucking had it.
Every time someone blames stupidity instead of racism and misogyny, you are doing MAGA'S work for them. You're helping them explain this era as simple stupidity so racism and misogyny can run rampant for another generation, shielded by the actual morons in this scenario. Wake the hell up.
Dr. Dave@drdave1999.bsky.social · 4d agoAllow me to explain. The source of your skepticism is quite understandable because you’ve confused American voters with people from any other nation on earth. But— these are cavemen. Cretinous troglodytes. Quite literally, the dumbest people in world history. Fungi are smarter.
A big problem I have with modern "criticism" is how people now think that average means bad. Anything less than an 8/10 or 9/10 means that it is on par with something actually awful. Everything has to be either "absolute cinema" or "the worst thing ever made" with no room in between.
