Well I've found my new favorite drinking game www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEai...
All the Percent - A Star Trek: TNG Supercut
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John Lichman
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noted idiot savant, failed film writer and podcaster
What sucks about the consolidation of outlets is this press release post doesn’t explain “Reading International” owns Angelika theaters and the Reading Theaters. So this grand Megalopolis night is possibly playing at…7-10 theaters nationwide? deadline.com/2026/10/fran...
Francis Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Back In Theaters
Francis Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Back To Theaters
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I hereby submit this one for a future Cinematrix numbers post about how many people tried using Solo: A Star Wars story for Stan. Vulture Cinematrix No. 927: Oct 9, 2026 I got 8/9 Correct Score: 2383 🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
What can I bring to Slate? I remember what a Kinsley gaffe is and who coined it! *turns into dust*
2020: someone makes a game to keep their partner sane 2026: the game now will drive us all insane before movies and 30 minutes of trailers/ads
I can already feel in my bones the “30 films a year (just for two years)” is going to see TV shows released in theaters and then Adult Son going “we did it!”
The best part of a weird stomach bug (or allergies) is you get to wonder if you're having the last outbreak or you're experiencing the brand new, yet-to-be-reported one where the only food you can keep down are nuts and popcorn
the capitals finally had to pull the "ovi's retiring" ripcord for pr purposes sports is back bay bee
you wake up after a day of stomach issues and you’re delivered this and your first thought is “…well. Yeah.”
The importance of voting is significant. That’s why every time in every election I write in Kodos. One day we will all be twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
I've tuned in late but did the Panthers legitimately have a mascot jump into the stadium wearing only an ankle parachute? That's terrifying
Lanterns ended on a total Surf Dracula but it was pleasant and then the alien carnivorous plant got a decent table to live on so you can't fault it
I'm sorry what got a 1 and 0 percent. Vulture Cinematrix No. 922: Oct 4, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2602 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
the best part about checking if others have seen Fritz Lang's Destiny tomorrow is reactions range from "this part's super racist" to "hey neat"
saying "name the best kids in the hall sketch but not girl drink drunk" is a crime. and the only way to solve that crime is terriers www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5bI...
Kids in the Hall - Terriers
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nine lives of a wet pussy on mubi is up there with “I watch 9 Songs for the soundtrack”
today so far I’ve seen a car crash and a jack smith flaming creatures reference I think it’s time to buy a lottery ticket
Meeeeeeh, not happy with how I did and then I cheated with a documentary. Vulture Cinematrix No. 921: Oct 3, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2596 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Stoked the skydunce “30 films a year or your $30M back” clause is literally just for two years. Still not sure where that money goes
nearly leapt out of my chair in joy that Criterion Channel has the non-shit transfer of Pulse compared to the one that's been used by every other streamer
The eternal struggle: do you or don’t you check and see if subway pizza is untouched
If I came up with “fossil fools” I’d also run around and try to have people tell me I was so smart and witty and then watch with horror as they learn I’m not 6-years old
“We own the rights for Superman, Harry Potter and idk other stuff. What image should we use in our promotional social media announcement.” “The Titanic. A symbol of power! Remembered by all!”
“Someone shot up heroin at Alice Tully Hall during Godzilla Minus Zero and died” is now my new favorite urban legend
The best part of THE CREEP TAPES is Mark Duplass' urge to remind people about dumb things that happened (sex tapes) and then deliver incredible lines ("Tommy Lee's sex tape." "TOMMY LEE JONES HAS A SEX TAPE?!? YOU'D THINK THAT'D BE BIGGER NEWS!")