Johnny Killoran

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reading a true crime book recommended by one of the best writers on this site (not their book) and…I would reject this thing if it were submitted as an assignment by a high school English student. there’s also glowing praise for it from fine authors. feel like I’m OD’ing on crazy pills.

wanted to celebrate “Today [being] August 4, 2026” by reading “There Will Come Soft Rains” but I can’t find my copy of Martian Chronicles so I ordered a newer paperback sight unseen and DANGIT

"Today is August 4, 2057”

how can the Blade movie not be happening? they got a hat made seven years ago that said "Blade" and they had him wear it on a stage and people went yay, everyone knows the rest of the film production process handles itself.

Don’t say anything to her ‘cause she’ll feel bad (I didn’t) but the Red Sox winning streak came to an end because my mom brought it up it the family chat after they won the early game today.