Johnny Lacuna

@johnnylacuna.bsky.social

Official Head of Antifa

My kids’ school had a random intruder wandering around last week. It turned out to be totally innocent but it’s prompted calls for stricter security. Today I’ll be attending a meeting to discuss ideas, but honestly, the solution is obvious. The school just needs a massive ballroom.

GREAT WAY TO ANNOY YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. When they identify a displeasing word or phrase (eg, today my wife told me not to use the phrase “spitty biscuits”) hum or whistle a tune that fits it. (eg Pretty Woman) and let the earworm do the work. The added lyrical context also adds nuance and depth

Texas- 2.1mil undocumented people. Florida -1.6mil undocumented people. Minnesota -130,000 undocumented people. It's not about undocumented people.

Ansari: I think ICE is completely out of control, and there should be no more funding given to ICE. The funding that's already has been given to them through the big ugly bill should be stripped entirely

It was such a pleasure to give and receive music as a gift. I hate streaming, it's just not the same experience as listening to a physical album. It's a big loss.

one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.

Watching Gumball. S1 Ep.18 “The Refund”. My daughter couldn’t understand why they weren’t allowed to take a faulty game back. She couldn’t believe America has no federal law to give consumers appropriate right of return like the 2 year legal guarantee we have in the EU