18:27 - 18:29 Oh gods will this rain never end?
Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky!
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Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!
If sharing a bed is any indication I think that our two rescue #DogsOfBluesky are now pretty well integrated.
Thought that to be fair I'd give ChatGPT a go before I totally dismissed it and I have to say that in my opinion it gave a super-realistic emulation of a human interaction inasmuch as I wanted to chin the cunt after 35 seconds.
Didn't want to be paying for a TNT Sports subscription (long story). On the plus side I'm getting to watch stuff I probably wouldn't have been able to otherwise. Tonight: Tour de France Femmes.
Not proud of it, but when a country is this dominant I do find myself cheering for anyone except them.
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [extendid lute riff] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
Potato flowers. Surprisingly pretty considering the lumpy (although delicious) tubers that produce them. #BloomScrolling
Wine in the morning, and some breakfast at night.
I'm sure the Australian swimmers are being drug tested, but has anyone thought to check if they're actually amphibians?
Watching the Commonwealth Games and liking how the regular and the para events are being held in parallel rather than two separate Games. Works really well.
Excellent. The precision scale has arrived so that I can accurately portion out the "seeds" I've grown so that I can sell them on "Etsy".
Hey! I've just counted 10 butterflies using the Big Butterfly Count app and I thought you'd be interested! bigbutterflycount.butterfly-conservation.org
Big Butterfly Count
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Funny innit. Fried egg sandwich for breakfast absolutely fine. Egg mayonnaise sandwich - not so much. -- Your mileage may vary, naturally.
Well I've read enough of that article thanks very much. Next.
Anyone feeling stressed? Watch this till the end and you'll feel the absolute joy and satisfaction that comes with sticking with something and seeing it through x
Nigel Farage touches cats' bottoms for his own sexual gratification. Not THAT Nigel Farage. A different one that lives in Canada. Here is a random gif.
Agnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVision
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Why was the butterfly stroke invented for swimming? Was it a form of punishment?
You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
David Attenborough: Explicación Documental
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Foxton Rox@foxtonrox.bsky.social · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
I find it amazing how instantly recognisable the *form* of a racing bicycle from 1903 is compared to one from 2026. Now compare a 1903 and a 2026 racing car. What an almost miraculously perfect design it was from the outset (Yes, yes I know the materials are different. I'm talking about the FORM)
Please could I implore everyone to stop using food as a wedge issue when the planet is literally fucking burning thank you.
Plees can my dad hav anuvver copy of latest Byline Times becoz i et his by accsident and he says he is goin to send me bak to Romania (i dont fink he reely means it) it woz very taystee by the way wiv sum eksellent artikles @bylinetimes.bsky.social
Actually quite enjoying the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony. Bit strange not seeing Donald Trump front and centre though.
Look into my Twiglet, look into the Twiglet, the Twiglets, the Twiglets, not around the Twiglets, don't look around the Twiglets, look into my Twiglets #DogsOfBluesky
There is a petition to ban disposable barbecues in the UK, and I support this move. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
Petition: Ban on sale of disposable BBQs
We want the Government to introduce a nationwide ban on the sale of single-use disposable barbecues. Disposable BBQs are increasingly linked to preventable wildfires, which poses a serious risk to pu...
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