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Chanel 9 Neus, SCORCHIO - The Fast Show. Remastered [HD]

Funny clip from the UK TV series: The Fast Show. 1994. Starring: Paul Whitehouse, Paul Shearer, Simon Day and Caroline Aherne. Check out all our funny clips from this channel here: "FULL PLAYLIST": https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_1AWOleoaV-uON4aNXL4dLg-QlXMBJm

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When Football Meets Jazz…

Twenty years since Lordi? WTAF? #Eurovision

Parov Stelar ! #Eurovision2026

T-3000 is back and has morphed into a 19 year old Austrian! Assisted by ballet dancers from the Metallic Daft Punk fan club. #Austria #Eurovision2026

Evanescence meets Tron. With a hint of 808 State loops and unfortunately, more opera. #Romania #Eurovision2026

VSauce on guitar. Harlequin pants on vocals. Ya, ya, ya, ya. Reminiscent of the Countdown theme in places. #Norway #Eurovision2026

Vibes of Early-1980s European Disco. Grazzi! #Italy #Eurovision2026

Predictable. Boring. Sorry! Reeks if Israel's "Do you wanna see me dance?" Actually, NO. #Cyprus #Eurovision2026

Oooooooooh YES. Mid-2000s Trance. Fantastic vocals to boot! Finally a tune worth turning the volume up for. TOP 3. #Sweden #Eurovision2026

Opera. Robots. Shoulderpads. Lasers. None of these things should be in the same sentence. #Lithuania #Eurovision2026

I've made it. #Eurovision2026

Terminator T-3000 has some competition. This one can sing as well as infiltrate. #Poland #Eurovision2026

Even more impressive that the violin is actally live! Powerful and full of energy. A top 3 finisher, surely? #Finland #Eurovision2026

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

Hold up. I've just figured out who the male host is #Eurovision

Barack. Obama. Barack Obama Barack Obama Ba. Rack Oba. Ma Barack Obama Barack Obama ... #ChrisMoyles Incidentally, a BELTER!! #Maldova #Eurovision2026

Such a shame I'm not a fan of Opera. That is all. #France #Eurovision2026

The song is alright but the performance is brilliant. EINS ZWEI DREI! #Pepperoni #UnitedKingdom #Eurovision2026

A spin off of the famous Lord of the Rings films. Superb harmonies but the tattoos on the faces must make it hard to find jobs in the real world. #Croatia #Eurovision2026

Dara! O'Brien? No. Bangarang! Skrillex? No. Never mind. Gemma says she needs a new bra though so there's that going for her I guess. #Bulgaria #Eurovision2026

Laurie recognises him as the guy from #BluePeter. Could have ironed his shirt. Almost lost a camera by the looks of it! #Czechia #Eurovision2026

The silhouettes are also wearing leather, you just can't see it in the dark. A lovely sung tune. Reminiscent of Bond at the end. #Malta #Eurovision2026

Premature post! They found the matches. #Serbia #Eurovision2026

#Serbia's Temu Rammstein weren't allowed powertools and fire so resorted to whinging in the rain instead. #Eurovision2026

#Australia sending out the big guns! A PROPER singer doing a proper job. A very VERY good song but questionable piano playing on Goldmember's Piano. #Eurovision2026

Slight mishap with the eyeliner but a nice song that would fit best in a Disney musical. #Ukraine #Eurovision2026

90'S RAVE. I'M IN. So many changes ... hard to keep up. Might be a grower. #Greece #Eurovision2026