Jordan Zakarin

@jordanz.bsky.social

I make content about discontent. Producer at More Perfect Union, publisher of ProgressReport.news. Mets fan, Liverpool FC supporter, Scunthorpe United shareholder.

Also eating shit last night: Tricia Cotham, the turncoat in North Carolina who became a Republican and gave the GOP a legislative supermajority. Her district, once gerrymandered to help her stay in office, is now represented by a Democrat.

Also eating shit last night: Tricia Cotham, the turncoat in North Carolina who became a Republican and gave the GOP a legislative supermajority. Her district, once gerrymandered to help her stay in office, is now represented by a Democrat.

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The way Haley Stevens makes me feel as a Jew is how I imagine hardcore weebs make Japanese people feel. Sabotaging an election to keep warmongering, Netanyahu-allied Republicans in power is the opposite of keeping Jews safe.

Seven weeks since my seventh open-heart surgery (and third in three years). Just started physical therapy. I’m supposed to keep my blood pressure down but that may have to wait another month. At least the Mets ended all tension well before the August surgery.

I thought the ad for the drug Jardiance was an SNL spoof because they kept mentioning side effects like bleeding pernieum (aka the taint)… but no, SNL had yet to return from commercials. The drug that makes your taint bleed is real.

The Paramout surrender is a perfect distillation of Democratic politics: 1. Talk a big game 2. Fold despite having legal leverage and public opinion on their side 3. Empower conservative oligarchs who hate working people. Great message to send right before the elections!

The first great tragedy of 9/11 was all the lives lost and families shattered on that terrible day. The second tragedy of 9/11 is how it was weaponized to spread fear, sow hatred, wage endless war, justify torture, and deny freedoms. It's a legacy of heroism and cynicism.

I need to keep my blood pressure down post-heart surgery, so I'm not really allowed to work, but nothing makes me feel more anxious (and thus raises my blood pressure) than not working. Capitalism has destroyed me.

The future of American democracy will be determined by reports on irrelevant old deleted tweets and then the DC media will spend four years moaning about being under attack by the people they put in power

I underwent my 7th open-heart surgery a week ago today. It sucks, but without insurance for a routine MRI, they wouldn't have caught the issue and I probably would have died. Medicare for All is the only moral way forward.