Jory

@jory.bsky.social

Product Designer hustling for dollars. 🏳️‍🌈

Yall ever think about how the super villain (Max Lord) in Wonder Woman 1984 tells the other villain (Dr. Minerva) to try Biotin?

I just feel like a chocolate chip in a brownie, while nowhere near as offensive as walnuts or w/e, goes directly against the POINT of a brownie which is of course its singular texture. It would be like putting dragees in an angel food cake.

Last year in Palm Springs we saw a the Hockney exhibit, and that was the first time I’d ever seen any of his etchings. They really just blew me away, and made me start to fall in love with drawing again.

A photograph of a David Hockney line drawing printed in a book, with dappled sunlight falling across the page. Two men in loose robes sit in woven wicker chairs beside louvred shutters. The older man on the left faces forward with crossed legs, while a younger man on the right rests an arm on his chair and looks to the side. Between them, a round table holds a melon and an ear of corn on a tiled floor.A drawing by David Hockney of a woman seated in a chair, holding a cigarette loosely in one hand. She has wavy hair and wears a spotted fur-style coat draped over an embroidered floral dress, one arm resting on the chair back as she gazes out with a calm expression. The word “Celia” is handwritten faintly in the lower right corner.

My hot take is that “this meeting could have been an email” is an artifact from a pre-remote work / decentralized norm, to say nothing of a time when people, you know, did or could… read. If you want the cush of getting to work from the living room, you gotta be willing to hop on a call.

Maybe TMI but I got uh, spic & span for a rectal exam today, and then OneMedical messaged me 45 minutes before leaving for my appt to say “actually as of Jan 29 your insurance doesn’t cover us anymore, don’t come in.” US healthcare enshittification meeting gay deshittitification. Happy Pride!

I know this is incredibly niche but I would pay anything to watch the Terrace House commentators watch The Brady Bunch movies AS a season of Terrace House.

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Just wanted to pop on to say: I would ascend to the throne of god in a blinding pillar of unquenchable fire and commit unspeakable atrocities against the assembled hosts of heaven in all of their houses to protect Ume

I saw a woman carrying two giant handfuls of ladyfingers today, presumably on her way to some tiramisu emergency, but then it turned out to just be her bala bangles

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