i finally understand that haute & freddy is a play on words

jory: who was that girl with the kids at the party? me: that was orange liz

here i am enjoying my trip to new york

despite my recent posts i am really enjoying my time in new york

just being able to hear children in public can really ruin my day

it's not close to halloween it's not close to halloween

i hate when people are opening and closing doors in hotels. do you know what i mean

red eye to new york tomorrow night

I have eaten the fat free frûche that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for your tea Forgive me i didn’t know And indoor cricket makes me ravishing

i swear to god when i was growing up both of these movies were called meet joe black

imagine if agnes performed in the US

going to sydney and melbourne in october

begonia in the passenger seat

Shep Fort Benton, MT

the boy who cried ijbol

john cena so hot

popularity of the name Clytemnestra after 2026

when the office fridge is stocked with spindrift

Sheree Bravo

ALT: Sheree Bravo

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i have to record a five minute awards submission for work today

you know at work how you have to do mandatory training every year for workplace safety, sexual harassment, etc.? they should add a lesson on "using adjectives and adverbs"

progress is being made in the gym. there's also a joke in there about the state of my mental health

they say tomorrow's gonna be hotter, like yesterday

last world cup game today 😋

i think an italian sub could save me rn

men shouldn't be allowed to show their feet in public

i'm back to my old deadlift weight from three years ago when i stopped working out regularly! please clap

i wish i had friends with second homes

most of my job is sending emails and sometimes new emails get in the way of other emails and suddenly it's noon and i haven't sent the emails i was supposed to send so i have to send an email about my email

Jan Brady's Funny Face from Brady Bunch

ALT: Jan Brady's Funny Face from Brady Bunch

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