Joseph Lezza
@josephlezza.com
Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press 🇮🇹 🔗: https://linktr.ee/josephlezza
I love how I just keep buying salad bags. This is as close to doing my own stunts as I’ll ever get.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3d agoBreaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.
Remember that time Zendaya almost did a Lifetime movie then didn’t and, instead, went on to become one of the biggest stars in the world?
Zendaya Leaves Lifetime’s Aaliyah Biopic
Production on Lifetime‘s Aaliyah biopic entitled “Aaliyah: Princess of R&B” has been put on hold after its star, Disney Channel singer and actress Zendaya Coleman (better known as simply Zendaya), has...
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Some guy at the coffee shop with Ronnie on his cup and all I can think is “Chrissy, bring me the big knife!”
It'd mean everything to me if you preorder my book. But definitely pick up some other Malarkey titles. They're all amazing reads 💙💙💙
Malarkey@malarkeybooks.bsky.social · 5d agoWill’s book comes out in April and it is beautiful. As it’s our first book of strictly flash fiction we are offering a flash sale. Code AFTERLASTCALL gets 50% off anything in our store today only (8/1/26). Great day to preorder Will’s book but the code will also work on all of our other titles!
The way Thomas Ian Nicholas had (and continues to have) and absolute chokehold on me
A Toxic Love Story on Netflix. It has everything. Disney adults, stalking, death threats via email, fake cancer, Craigslist hit men, pathological lying, MTV's Dan Cortese.
For the love of all mankind, shut it down
Rav@rvbdrm.com · last wk.Discovering new levels of LinkedIness
:cute guy shows up on Discover page: Me: (clicks on video) Cute Guy: “This one habit has allowed me to travel the world and…” Me: (throws phone in the ocean)
I can’t explain it but so many men on dating apps have serial killer face
THE SHIP OF DEATH by kyle winkler @bleakhousing.bsky.social is available 9/29/26 from @avonbooks.bsky.social @librarylovefest.bsky.social #horror #FoundDocuments #tabletop #BoardGame #rpg #creepy #BookSky get your @libraryreads.bsky.social votes in by 8/1!
Guy at coffee shop. Shirtless. In perfectly good shape, but in a swimsuit with an elastic waistband that gives him just the slightest muffin top. And, you know what? It’s just so hott. Living for men giving normal body type.
I apply the “if it doesn’t lead to Star Trek” rubric to every decision-making scenario.
Kyle Winkler@bleakhousing.bsky.social · 2w agoI don’t know, man. If you in any way see positivity in A.I., then please fuck off. I’ve read too much SF to see where the road leads. And if it doesn’t lead to STAR TREK, count me out.
Star Wars The Phantom Menace - Augie's Great Municipal Band
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Matt vs. the relentlessness of entropy@mcs-phd.bsky.social · 2w agoIt’s just going to be a clip of the victory parade between the Gungans and humans of Naboo at the end of The Phantom Menace, because I already know that’s exactly what it’s going to feel like.
Just got free lunch from the Dunkin guy cause “Rosemary” canceled her avocado toast
Asking people to read and potentially endorse your work will never stop feeling like this.
Amy Adams' Forced Smile
ALT: Amy Adams' Forced Smile
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Can we just take a minute to appreciate Justin Long in Jeepers Creepers?
Why’s this halftime show look like it was directed by the same guy who did the pageant at the end of “Love, Actually”?
The best part about editing a manuscript is going back to fix a problem which, inadvertently, triggers a new problem you have to fix which, then, trigg