Sugar Ray always hits the spot.

movie titles that could also be gay porn: Postcards From The Edge.

i’d much rather be at Patricia’s Sunset Cocktails…

life could and should always be gayer.

cock… tail!

when the chile is tea but the finna is gag sis im dead as chile

the latest Carly Rae Jepsen banger is for the haters who doubted her talents even for a second because the first two singles of this new era weren’t disco-y enough!

alright i think it’s time for summer to pack it up.

spotted a pair of blue jays frolicking in the backyard bird bath… whimsy levels off the charts!

it’s that time of the week again!

stop, drop, and hole

Affirmation: i am reacting well to the humidity the humidity has no power over me its absolutely fine to feel like i am wading through lukewarm stagnant water

Scott Speedman in Underworld (2003).

life is too short to not be a bit of a silly goose.

trying to remain whimsical despite the incredibly persistent horrors!

i think i’m gonna die in this… super 8.

i am too old for a music fest

Oded Fehr, who played Ardeth Bay in THE MUMMY and THE MUMMY RETURNS, has joined the cast of THE MUMMY 4. Brendan Fraser & Rachel Weisz will star. From directors Radio Silence. In theaters October 15, 2027.

corporate shenanigans can be so incredibly soul-crushing...

getting older is essentially all about managing your lower back pain.

huge slut for a juicy cinnamon roll dripping in icing.

girthiest hog at the state fair.

huge slut for italian food.