These assholes are negging *the moon*

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

How have Trump and Hegseth burned through nearly our entire missile arsenal such that it's almost empty, in a 100 day "war" with Iran that barely makes the evening news, but Putin can launch ballistic missiles every night at Ukrainian cities for years on end?

I miss when Pokemon Go was everywhere

I am so happy to have never been able to look at that guy's face for 2 minutes in a row

Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2w ago

Just watched a video with Jason Sudeikis saying that it's OK to tip 10% at a diner if the service isn't good and you should leave a note and explain why you tipped poorly. I hope that guy gets the explosive diarrhea worse than anyone else ever has

My hottest comic take is I hate that Claremont made Magneto, the sinister leader of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants,a jewish death camp survivor & the most forwardly jewish character in the Marvel Universe. Meanwhile Ben Grimm, who had clearly been jewish coded forever, only was stunt-jew'd in 2002

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Shots fired. In a way, @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social 's translation was the Trojan Horse that Nolan took in to his project, and she is leaping from it, now inside the gates (after selling a million copies) and slaughtering.

EMILY WILSON@emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · yesterday

I wrote about the Trojan horse, and what we can learn from her mouth about different cultural attitudes towards deception and violence. As someone comments below, the phrase GIFT ARTICLE is pretty scary in this context.

Is Bluesky in the middle of breaking? All my feeds besides "following" are not loading. This is a test to see if posts are a'posting.

holy shit the comments here are peak "forget about it, Jake. It's Blueskytown."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Francesca Hong was asked last night by Kaitlin Collins if she still believes Thanksgiving should be canceled. Her answer was not 'no.'

Something that would be dreadful and terrifying, if literal: a Milkman

🎶it's all over 🎶Your mission is a failure 🎶Your lifestyle's too extreme

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

We blew through all the long-range weapons we'd use to, say, protect Taiwan from invasion, in order to fight a war that did nothing but make Iran vastly more influential? I feel like I'm going crazy when I even describe it. How is DC not melting down over this world-historical strategic catastrophe

I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️

The FULL Starsky & Hutch episode where they fight a Satanic cult. It's so bad that it's *kinda* wonderful. (As a kid, I loved that Starsky was the single most unapologetically, in your face, tough Jewish character on TV, but that wasn't ever the main focus of his character, or mentioned.)

Satan's Witches | Starsky & Hutch | FULL EPISODE | S3E17 | Rapid Response

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Before you hang @toni.bsky.team based on a rage-bait, context-less pull quote, read the whole article.

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

He seems profoundly unhappy.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

Not even trying to hide the corruption any more.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2d ago

FLAG: Trump gets to keep tax immunity for himself, his sons, and the Trump Organization under the new 'deal' struck by Todd Blanche. The new order also reaffirms that Trump won't have to pay any taxes he might have owed the IRS.

Cover My Heart With a Loose Pile of Leaves at Skinned Knee The Aggressively Mid Gatsby Their Eyes Were Watching Bowling The Heart is Shy Forager Fahrenheit 51 The Sniffling Of Lot 49 Breakfast of Talented Amateurs Portnoy's Humble Suggestion Are You There, Todd? It's Me, Margaret

gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · 3d ago

Downplay a book or movie: Airboat Potemkin

4 years of being my little buddy

he just won the Rogan republicans

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 3d ago

James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."

There have been SO many times, since the coming of Trump, that I have had the terrible thought, "Thank god my father died before he had to see this." I hate them so much for having that be a thought in my head.

Matt Thiessen@mattthiessen.bsky.social · 3d ago

American Christianity in one social media post.

Before the invention of the gun, werewolves were pretty much invincible.

BORN TO RUN DARKNESS ON THE EDGE OF TOWN THE RIVER NEBRASKA BORN IN THE USA

pannonica@acinonnap.bsky.social · 3d ago

the best five album run is thus Astral Weeks Moondance His Band and the Street Choir Tupelo Honey Saint Dominic's Preview [shakes fist at Hard Nose the Highway] and then his best: Veedon Fleece (bonus)

Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

Downplay a book or movie: A MOVABLE NOSH LIKE-YOU-LIKE-YOU IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA GRAPES OF ANNOYANCE WHERE THE MILD THINGS ARE

emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 4d ago

Downplay a book or movie: Of Hamsters and Boys

I’ve known @jeremymoss.bsky.social for 20 years. He’s one of the finest, most dedicated public servants Michigan has ever had. This is a disgustingly, blatantly antisemitic attack by one of his primary opponents.

oh no!! I have been watching the TALKING SOPRANOS podcast on HBO MAX, filmed during the pandemic, and just saw his interview on there, a few days ago. He seemed like a real character, and a doting grandfather. 💔

Adam Bonin@adambonin.bsky.social · 4d ago

Much like the Red Wedding on GoT, the Salvatore Bonpensiero arc on THE SOPRANOS was essential in showing the audience that no matter how much affection you had for a character, this universe had unbreakable rules. And it doesn't work if Vincent Pastore doesn't make a thug like B.P. lovable. RIP.

In solidarity with hero Dr. Fauci, who saved millions of lives & is now being persecuted by the evil & ignorant: my favorite mask from that terrifying time of the pandemic, that learned & competent men and women like Fauci led us out of. (also posted to FB to fuck with my highschool asshole alum)

Hank Green realizing he got caught reading a prompt and being like ahh yeah I'm entering a 12 step program for talking to the computer is so funny man.

I ❤️ her a bunch