Josh Luft

@joshuazluft.bsky.social

Let’s rock!

Turned 6 the summer of 87. Just looking at this playlist is pure madeleine memory magic. Realizing how many of these songs were imprinted on my mind. This playlist makes it so clear how formative that summer was for me, how my love for music truly began then. Matthew's built a beautiful time machine

Matthew Perpetua@fluxblog.bsky.social · last wk.

New playlist THIS WAS SUMMER 1987, going back to the summer of pumping up the volume and feeling the heat with somebody! 🍉 Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/5gm... 🍦 Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/... 🌽 YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

It’s a real miserable, tragic fate for a song to get played to death. Just heard a dash of “Brown Eyed Girl” from a passing car, which I once thought was a sweet little tune but would now like nothing more than to cover in a ton of concrete and bury deep in the earth like radioactive waste.

Times Opinion spoke with 10 people kicked in the head by a horse about the horse. Some still wanted to pet the pretty horsey, some were in a coma — and most agreed they think it smells like burning now.

Those kids the World Cup players walk out with holding hands? The players have to keep them and raise them from then on. It’s the toll for getting to play the beautiful game.

Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: ‘Cause I’ve been whippin’ shitties? Cop: Yep. Me: Lindsey Graham perished in a pool of his own filth and I can’t salute him? Cop: … Me: The senator defecated his innards into his Bugle Boy britches and I can’t honor him with skid marks on the streets of America?!

Me after watching the season finale of Widow’s Bay, the best new series on television, a sublime blend of comedy and horror with elements of Stephen King, John Carpenter, Parks and Rec, and Twin Peaks. Stellar writing and direction plus an absolutely killer cast. I love it so much!

BREAKING NEWS: Grogu, co-star of The Mandalorian franchise, has died. The diminutive creature nicknamed Baby Yoda, in NYC to promote his latest film, allegedly met with a sex worker known as Frankenhooker and exploded during intercourse in his hotel room. An investigation is underway. Grogu was 53.

Grogu waving on a red carpet.Frankenhooker wiping her lips with a finger.

Shout out to all the graduates rightfully booing the fuck out of AI pushers and doing Slayyyter "Crank it!" TikToks. You kids rule. Sorry the world you're entering is a total shitshow but let's blast WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA while we raze this garbage world and build something for real.

I hope everybody Wang Chunged tonight! Of course, we'll learn if someone didn't if the old gods rise with the morning sun, furious from no offering, and lay waste to humanity.