Sisyfist! The Battling boulder-er Sisyfist! With a glance from his "Amulet-of-Aim", decent backwinds, and the help of gravity, his fist descends deadly down the hill! Devastating blows are delivered to the enemy and he can't stop because the damage is simply too satisfying! #0658
Wrapped up a wonderful Mythic Bastionland campaign! Here's our trio. A huge thank you to @bastionland.bsky.social for creating such a wonderful game and for @itsquinns.bsky.social for the incredible sell! <3
Chewliette! The fang-flinging fury, Chewliette! This masticating mauler must bite off more than she can chew as her toothsome situation continually regenerates! A premolar launching mace and a shield that bites is a great piece of kit for a mouth-based maiden such as she! #0657
Scullery! A pan slinging sorceress, Scullery! Unlocking very specific summoning powers through perfectly scouring a plentitude of pans, This witch can make cast iron cookware appear from thin air! Block a crossbow bolt or bash a brigand's brain in with a spellbound skillet! #0656
Wulfe Sheepwolfensheeps! The dastardly doubled agent Wulfe! He's switched sides so many times that he's not sure what form he he had begun with in this espionage. So many transformations and body part swaps have left this boggled beastie bewildered at what exactly they are! #0655
Goblin Chopper Team! To take down heavy armor, goblin blacksmiths have forged giant cleavers that need 4 goblins to operate! They form crafty Chopper teams that can swing out these big blades with bizarre maneuvers drilled into them by their captain; typically the loudest goblin in the bunch. #0654
The Miasmadame! Absolutely the most Urn-est evildoer of all! She slimes herself out of her container only for the sadistic spreading of vile flies and choking gases! Her form is so undulating that she needs to rest inside her hellish home to maintain her terrible freshness! #0653
Bloodbath! The spooky showering siren, Bloodbath! Damning every drain, this well-washed wraith can terrifyingly pull you down into your plumbing! When the harbinger duck is floating atop your suds, it's best to skip the soak, lest you be drowned by this conditioned demon! #0652
Carver the Third! This talented tailsman wields poor eyesight, carving knife and his own lopped off tail! Packed with muscle memory, the tail can twist around and take down any farmer's wife with ease! In search of his other two battle mates, let us wish this warrior luck! #0651
The Knight Cracker! It's that steely thighed smasher, The Knight Cracker! With her telescopic chisel and hammer, anything armored is annihilated through efficient precision! Pulverizing paladins and mangling men-at-arms is an art that this medieval madame is a master at! #0650
Shoestring! The penniless piledriver, the brawler on a budget, the brokest there is, Shoestring! Becoming more powerful through poverty, this destitute defender gains strength through his lack of means! An empty wallet means a huge haul of heroics so be sure to stay broke! #0649
Whittle John! Doomed to eventually change into a block of wood, this splintered soldier uses dual whittling knives to keep the terrible timber at bay! The cordwood curse continually creeps up, needing to be carved away constantly or else you'll end up in the thicket of it! #0648
The Glumslinger! This melancholy hombre is here to deal out despair! Heartbreaker bullets tear through a target's psyche and leave them a sobbing mess on the dusty ground. Can anyone truly tangle or even aim a revolver while wracked with woe? The Glumslinger says, "Nope". #0647
Sir Sunfish! The Mola Mola Mauler, Sir Sunfish! Swinging the Shining Saw and defending with the brightest of bucklers, the transformation has left his head enormous and durable. The Amulet of Snacking also dangles around his bulbous neck, ready to be used every 3 hours! #0646
Birdbrain! Half bird, half brain! This heron-ious horror consumes human brains and gets more brilliant with every bite! Unfortunately this newfound intellect is quite bird-based so results in super effective mating calls and ingenious nest construction but beware anyways! #0645
Swordsman-Master! Wielding whole warriors, this gruesome guardsman grafts literal men-at-arms to a hellish frame! Bringing a multitude of martial styles into the grim battlefield, the Swordsman-Master can swap out swordsmen super fast with horrific surgery and extra limbs! #0644
High Ground! Wearing the Terrestrial-Topping Turnshoes, this extra short Mouseman always has the advantage! These magical moccasins always make you taller than your opponent, granting the unbeatable high ground every time! And his Chhurpi Chopper deals out delicious blows! #0643
Fleshcaliper! Donning dangerously parched wrist guards, this massive mercenary can transmute his bulk into powerful blades! A pound of flesh can truly become a blighted broadsword that brings bloody bedlam to the battlefield! Beware of your own thirst for formidable blades! #0642
Fangmuth and Fishly! A lumbering Tunnelman warrior and the lowest hit-die creature in existence team up! Fishly is a sickly thing that can only make friends while Tunnelmen are as strong as they are clumsy and are usually equipped barbed gear that can get some lucky hits. #0641
The Apostate from Marrow Marrow! Brittle shins and a terrifying leap! This vicious Vermin is from an upcoming VR action game that has a free playtest be sure to check them out @monstermoongames.bsky.social a two man indie dev team making great stuff so be sure to check them out! #Marrowmarrow
Snakesetter! It's that viper based fighter, Snakesetter! Able to bend all snakes to his will, he wields the reluctant reptiles into weapons and armor! Imagine; a greave that can bite enemy ankles! An arming sword that can slither into a battle axe! Sssso many possibilities! #0639
Deadblow the Hammerborne! Doomed to swing the sinister sledge, it's Deadblow! He was dealt such a crushing attack that he became bludgeoning incarnate! He can now only pass on this bizarre affliction if he musters up a strike of similar strength on another worthy opponent! #0638
Galvanizer Rex! The experiment that will never die! This Frankensteinien researcher lost his experiments after a rival scientist sabotaged his lab! Only able to save the head of an in progress dinosaur, he now electrifies the mighty maw with massive volts to bite out his revenge! #0637
Moatley! It's the drawbridge duelist with a Parapet Pistol and Soaked Cloak! With a barbican battlementality, Moatley dons the pied colors of his heraldic house and can fortify anything with a few well placed rounds from his defensive derringer. Nothing crosses the Moatley! #0636
Battleneck! A sword swallowing soldier gains the properties of every enchanted weapon he consumes! Keeping mystically buffed battle gear in his throat allows for a longer duration of destruction before digestion eventually passes the powers away! Keep on choking Battleneck! #0635
Chatelaine! It's the villainous Victorian Chatelaine! With a belt like brace that's absolutely brimming with accoutrement, you'll never know what exactly she'll be bringing to the brawl! You may be snipped apart by scissors, filed into shavings, or brutally button hooked! #0634
The Magnetic Mortem! Garbed in only the finest of ghost powered gear, it's The Magnetic Mortem! A grim little device that pulls wayward spirits and apparitions towards the Accursed Cuirass and hones the edge of the dynamic Boo-Blade, all while fitting in your front pocket! #0633
The Barbushka! Brandishing dual Rolling-Pains and sporting an entire cauldron of savage stew is that buff and barbarous grandmother; The Barbushka! Boris the cat is always around and partakes in the same potions and barbaric baking delights, making him one krepkiy koshka! #0632
