Ruin a book by adding a word: Fight Club Soda
Uncle Duke@uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3w agoRuin a book by adding a word Fellowship of the Ring Camera
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I am eight feet tall, have 17 children, and I’m terrible at describing myself. I do have epilepsy and have had three brain surgeries; those are true things.
Uncle Duke@uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3w agoYears ago, my little brother was telling our mom about an argument he got into with another kid. And quoting himself as part of his anecdote, he said, “And I go, ‘I don’t give a BLEEP’S ASS.’”
Ian Casselberry@iancasselberry.blog · 10mo agoCNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
TV shows of my youth led me to believe that as an adult I would encounter, and need to escape from, much more quicksand.
I had the pleasure of attending the Phoenixville Film Festival last night for their opening night with my friends at Scrappy Cinema, and it was excellent! Terrific work by everyone involved!
Scrappy Cinema@scrappycinema.bsky.social · last mo.From our full discussion with Phoenixville Film Festival executive director Kyle B. Thompson on creating an identity for a film festival. Full interview: youtu.be/sQAOo2X3Gm8?... #filmsky #indiefilm
It's a shame that you have to search so hard and use an Internet Archive link or sketchy YouTube upload if you want to see the original cut of "9/11." scrappycinema.com/the-quintess...
The Quintessential 9/11 Documentary Is Worth The Search - Scrappy Cinema
In March 2002, merely six months removed from the tragedy of September 11, 2001, CBS aired a remarkable documentary. The project included what was billed as the only footage from inside the Twin…
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scrappycinema.com/the-early-wo... Sure Nathan Fielder is getting a lot of buzz for the upcoming doc "You Can See Everything," but his co-director also brings his own quirky artistic eye to the film.
The Early Work Of “You Can See Everything” Co-Director Lance Oppenheim - Scrappy Cinema
Over the long Labor Day weekend, the film world seemed to be talking about only one thing: The super-secret, unannounced screening of You Can See Everything, the new Elizabeth Holmes documentary…
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Among her many, many accomplishments, Dolly Parton also quietly contributed to the world of independent film. scrappycinema.com/dolly-parton...
Dolly Parton’s Quiet Contributions to Independent Film - Scrappy Cinema
As news of Dolly Parton’s death spread across the globe last week, plaudits rightfully arrived, touting many of Dolly’s legacies. Of course there was her incredible singing and acting career, her amaz...
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Every day I receive news alerts from the New York Times and from the Onion, and it is getting more and more challenging to tell the difference.
Gonna go read a dystopian horror/sci-fi novel to feel better before I fall asleep tonight.
In keeping with the ‘America 250’ theme, every bat used in tonight’s game is also a fully functional musket.
Fox’s pregame show has done an excellent job of making me wish I had gone to bed an hour ago.
R.I.P., Lindsey Graham. I should clarify: The ‘P’ stands for ‘Piranhas.’
Every breaking news alert I get these days amounts to ‘The Supreme Court Sucks.’
I have been cutting my patience into small bars and giving them to trick-or-treaters for YEARS.
Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau.bsky.social · 6mo agochopped up my last shreds of patience and stirred them through my coffee
Don’t worry, everyone. The Secretary of Defense used to be on ‘Fox & Friends.’ He wasn’t ‘Fox,’ though; he was just one of the ‘Friends.’
Nothing in the world sparks in me the sudden need to get up and go take five minutes making a cup of coffee than sitting down with my laptop and a desire to write something. Stupid brain.
Ever see someone on TV and think, ‘Oh my god how old are they?’ And then you google them and it turns out they’re YOUR age? I mean that’s never happened to me, but one day it will and it will SUCK.
Someone on Trump’s staff needs to arrange a meeting for him with this guy.
Okay fine I’ll watch this Trump presser/meltdown thing. But I’m having an IPA.
- you could never pay me enough to do this thing i do not want to do - here is fifty dollars - okay fine
I think it would be fun to have a middle name starting with ‘V’ so that I could pretend each of my signatures was a Supreme Court case citation.
Years ago, my little brother was telling our mom about an argument he got into with another kid. And quoting himself as part of his anecdote, he said, “And I go, ‘I don’t give a BLEEP’S ASS.’”
Ian Casselberry@iancasselberry.blog · 10mo agoCNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
At the end of a day like this, it’s nice that at least we can all join together, take a deep breath, and [/falls down a flight of stairs]