Downplay a book or movie. Lord of the Rings: Return of the Vagrant
Downplay a book or movie. The Lord of the Ring Pops
Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser
@jrzman.bsky.social
Finally, the account where I will be my full authentic self. Be warned if I know you irl, or from more tasteful locations, I will be posting pics of me semi-clothed, on the regular. 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Downplay a book or movie. Lord of the Rings: Return of the Vagrant
Downplay a book or movie. The Lord of the Ring Pops
Downplay a book or movie. Star Trek VI: Tre Previously Discovered Country
Downplay a book or movie. Star Trek 2: The Minor Irritation of Khan
So, NHL announced the home openers for all 32 teams, and the first games of the season, for five teams is, *checks notes* 29 September?! That has preseason jersey rotation start on 28 August?
Looney Tunes Ooh I'M Dying
ALT: Looney Tunes Ooh I'M Dying
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maybe i’m too woke but i feel like my tax dollars should go to making sure everyone has clean water, food, and livable house rather than stripping the freedom to compete from a handful of transgender people
CABO VERDE IS THROUGH TO THE KNOCKOUTS, URUGUAY IS OUT!!!! That's why the games are played.
So, the 4L jug of chocolate milk I bought on Friday, to help me through this week, with an expiration date I thought read 30 June spoiled in my fridge. God fucking help me.
So, today, along with 21 January are the toughest days on the calendar for me, as they're the biggest reminder that my father passed away, when I was 7. The trauma of having to do crafts for a person who couldn't receive them cut deep, and I hated it.
So, went for my morning hike, was in just some tighty whities, but, because space on my phone went the way of the dodo bird, I couldn't take pics of me outdoors wearing only that. Bugger!
Elon Musk is a fucking Nazi who wants to murder anyone who isn’t white and he has the money and clout to make it happen.
Given the way Elon Musk speaks of nonwhites, particularly from Africa, I would argue we should view his actions at DOGE to destroy USAID—which has led to the deaths of 600,000 and the millions more to come—as intentional acts.
So, after Canada whooped Qatar last night for our Men's National Team's first ever World Cup win, by scoring more goals in a single game than ANY other CONCACAF team, with a *checks notes* a draw with SUI means we *checks again* win our group with, *checks more notes,* superior goal differential?
A cover that's better than the original. When the ORIGINAL ARTIST cedes the song to you, you done did it right. youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI?...
A cover that's better than the original Because fuck drake youtu.be/zqoj_3r9oqg
Second time in 12 years I woke up to a World Cup result that GENUINELY shocked me, and thought couldn't be right.... ESP 0 CPV 0
Imagine… caring for the needs of other people. Or seeing that human beings have needs unfamiliar to you. It’s far more fashionable for many to establish an “undesirable” crowd. It’s funny to me that a moral majority NEEDS to be seen as “good”. 🤡💀🔥😂 That’s one need I can’t meet! 🤷
Well, someone just showed their unattractiveness to the world. Fatshaming a gainer, and, unsolicited might I add, offers to help him lose weight. @pupstrauss.bsky.social fuck you!!!
Go follow this astonishingly hot man that I'm happy to call a friend.
Also, Monday, or "Moon"day?
Being cheeky with Garfield on a Monday morning
Garfield hates Mondays. I love Garfield though, and I love having Garfield on my undies!
Us Final Fantasy homies gonna be eating well next year. Leading off with the new FFXIV expansion Evercold, then Disc 3 of the FFVII remake? Damn!! Oh, AND Tifa as a playable fighter in Street Fighter 6?!?! There is a feast coming!!
Omg final fantasy 7 remake party 3 coming next year ❤️😭
So, looking at this month's Underwear subscription offerings from Oddballs, the pattern I'm still not fully sold on, however, I do like the Picasso-esque design, but I've always wanted a pair of mint green briefs, so I'm stoked for these.
I mean, the accuracy here is interesting, despite me preferring to play single-player games. minimap.net/test/gamer-t...
Gamer Type Quiz | Minimap
What character class would I be in a video game?
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I do regularly play old games and you know I love to complain. minimap.net/test/gamer-t...
This is what taking (18 x 9) +1 extra turns on Arena looks like. 163 extra turns. In a game of brawl. I will easily deck before my opponent will EVER take another turn.
Why do my shorts always seem to find the most (in)opportune time to fall down?