Jay the Wise 🥸
@jshaffer.bsky.social
Enjoy living life and family. Married to my wife for 29 wonderful years. Ohio State Buckeyes, Detroit Lions fan🏈. RA sufferer. Just trying to make it through this crazy thing we call life🚫MAGA 🚫PORN🚫HATE🚫RACISM 🚫DM, they are turned off🌊🌊
He's actually just smelling himself when he walks down said streets, and the streets are dirty because of his nasty diapers he leaves behind🤷♂️😣😆
Trump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
Man Vomits at Baseball Game
ALT: Man Vomits at Baseball Game
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Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
Quit stalling and fucking do it already!!!! What the Hell are you waiting on!!!!
If your a reality TV star, a pedophile, a rapist, a con artist, a thief, an ass kissing jerk, a fascist piece of shit, a warmongering shit head Then you shouldn't hold public office 🤷♂️🤷♂️ Just saying 🤷♂️
Sean Duffy: "It's common sense. English language, English tests, American citizens drive on American roads. If you can't come into the country properly and you're not a citizen, you should not be driving a commercial vehicle."
JD needs to learn what it takes to be a decent human being 🤷♂️ Oh that's right he learned to be a dick from watching Trump
Drugs
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JD Vance says he hopes the Pope has “learned” from what he and Trump have said about immigration
"Something just brushed past my leg!" — Luke Skywalker, #StarWars Image credit: tempestkc on Threads #LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA
It is not possible that God exists. It just isn't possible, because if there was some merciful all loving God, he or she would not keep putting my family through Hell for all the years my wife and I have been together. If God cares, then i need a helping hand over the next few days
Please Lord
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It's going to take a miracle to fix the lawn , because under all that crap they erected for the ridiculous circus freak show There is going to be a massive brown shit stain where the lawn used to be Just saying 🤷♂️
Hegseth be cuckoo, cuckoo🤡🤡🤡
Jack Black's Cuckoo Expression
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HEGSETH: The document says Iran will never have a nuclear weapon, won't seek one, won't buy one, won't have one BRENNAN: The JCPOA said that too HEGSETH: But they didn't have the threat of military force the way we do that Iran respects. President Trump led with military might.
Maury Povich: Lie Detector Determined That Was A Lie
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Burgum: "President Trump won the war militarily. Then he won the war economically ... diplomatically, militarily, economically -- three ways to win a war. Trump won all three of them."
I told my wife this morning that whenever this current nightmare ends that the name and word Trump should be banned from the English language . I am sick of hearing his name so much that it's like finger nails on a chalkboard 😣😣😣
Shut Up Black Board: Make It Stop!
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Heart-Melting Post of the Day: ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Another, feel good timeline cleanse, is due! Here you go! Enjoy! Try not to smile, let alone tear up.