Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🏳️⚧️
@jumbojorts.northsky.social
it/she/they | Some form of asexual lesbian thing | wife poster | urbanism enjoyer | maker of game NPC behavior | cutest puppy in Finland, in self-imposed exile from the UK | wife of @eeveelutionx.bsky.social
The cognitive dissonance of responding with aggression, hatred and violence to someone saying: "Please respect my chosen pronouns" but expecting everyone to be cool with "if you don't call my shitty robot what I tell you to call it, I will fucking shoot you" never ceases to be incredible to be.
Getting called faggot in disgust by a girl that just finished in me and immediately started scrolling on her phone so she doesn't have to look at my pitiful flustered face
Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞@amyuncut.bsky.social · 12h ago
Kinktober 2026 - ✨ 08 Clit Fully exposed, no way to hide 💙 { #kinktober #kinktober2026 #bdsm #bondage #gag #collar #clit #pussytorture #pussyspreader #humiliation }
I'm screwed if the women ever find out my goofiness isn't just a bit and this clown costume is actually my exoskeleton
never ever kill urself there's always more lezzing out to do
That catgirl with The Posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3d ago
women are hot thank you for coming to my TED talk
Don't have any fully empty jars because with most kinks I have a "I'll try it if someone I like is into it" attitude. Also this list barely covers the tip of the iceberg
Wolfy D. Lucca 🌑🐺@spookalucca.tv · 12h agomissing: Biting / Being bitten (5/5 both)
Werewolf gf who insists on being inside you when she transforms, because she'll never get the knot inside you any other way
Happy birthday lesbians💖 here's my favourite homos, Sam and Bianca💚🩷🐺
thinking about when i was at a booth at PAX West with a very visually impressive, stylized indie game in front of me, and the first thing the (friendly and very reasonable, this isn't me shaming them) booth attendant said to me was "do you like cozy horror? :)"
Witches (2021)🖤🧡 see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #witch
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
Cat's out of the bag! Or the... guy out of the... reverse bear trap? On October 24th at 3pm CEST we'll be doing a live reading of an early script for the first Saw film, to raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund! Will you join us? Make your choice... twitch.tv/pimscrypt
Of course if anyone wanted to say they have a crush on me, I can assure you I'm clueless
Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🏳️⚧️@jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15h agoSad because this year I have no crushes left I haven't already confessed to. I guess there's one I haven't directly told but I'm pretty sure it would not be news to her.
brb I'm gonna go invent a new type of women
Sad because this year I have no crushes left I haven't already confessed to. I guess there's one I haven't directly told but I'm pretty sure it would not be news to her.
Zuul Nightingale🚪@danaenight.northsky.social · 21h agoIt's international lesbian day which is a great reason for lesbians to let other women know that they have a crush on them Not "it's just a joke... unless?" Just say it 😌 The day can be an adventure for us all
Call me a party sub the way when I'm at the function everyone gets a taste of me
Using hypnosis to make a girl completely forget what "sex" is or how to have it, and then feeling her up as she tries to process all these "unfamiliar" sensations
Shapeshifter who transforms into her little sister's favourite plushie to sneakily get cuddled by her sister all night, only it turns out her little sis does so much more than just cuddle her plushies
I wish every burger joint that has one sad vegetarian burger option on the menu instead of just letting me swap out the patty on one of the more interesting menu options a happy close down
I'd post a lot less of my mental crash outs if more people were around to kiss me to get me to shut up
*uses the men in black memory wipe thing to make everyone forget about the crash out posts I just deleted*
