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The President and Vice President separately and for different reasons designated me a terrorist. So I got that going for me.
Well its MY hope the three of them cuss each other out forever!
Sawyer@intlobject.bsky.social · 6h agoIt is my hope that the show ends with Russo, Bischoff, and Cornette hugging.
This makes it sound like Mamdani stomped a mudhole and walked it dry
On the bright side, maybe we’ll get a decent football game in a few years from someone else
Almond@almondsquirrel.bsky.social · 23h agoThis buyout basically converts EA from a games publisher into a financial vehicle that holds debt and accepts recurring payment for its existing products. With mass layoffs and current technology investment, there's basically 0 hope of it outgrowing its debt, it's entering it's twilight years.
My kids always yelling SUCKAAAAAAH! And today i asked where he picked it up from and he basically said “I learned it from you, Dad. I learned it from watching you!” Yeah that tracks
Booker T: Tell Me He Didn't Just Say That
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You dont have a snake to follow you around and open doors for you? Must not be a Costco Executive Member
Jewish Space Laser Technician@bigtparker.bsky.social · yesterdayGood thing I was paying more than half attention arriving home today...
This ones nostalgic because a 12 yo Bangs had zero business going to the new comic store in town because they were holding an autograph signing and getting this book. Probably never would have opened it if not for my friend calling exasperated that there were boobs on page whatever
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Tapping out on Odyssey. Like Spielberg, Chris Nolan made an incredibly competent movie but it's just boring as all get out.
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Why does Tom Holland have an American accent in this too?
Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦@justbangs.bsky.social · yesterdayAnd now for my next trick, I'll watch the Woke AF Odyssey Deez Nuts
And now for my next trick, I'll watch the Woke AF Odyssey Deez Nuts
I Think You Should Leave - Betrayal Scene
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Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · yesterday“I’m a Washingtonian…saying something positive about Dallas is very foreign to me… …but I really like the Cowboys here.” Full power rankings with SVP: 📺: youtu.be/OpJC6Vm1z-E?...
We need to get back to old school wrestling, when Italian guys would pretend to be Indigenous, that’s what’s missing today.
Watched the Manosphere Doc because I saw a lot of comments about how terrifying it was to see that culture. I guess it is, in a way, but the entire time all I could think about was that all of those dudes were such pathetic losers propped up by lower pathetic losers.
I’m not migrating again. Only like 3 people I interacted with on twitter are here afaik. The halcyon days of 2010 social media are never coming back
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
Pretty much the only time they speak up for "diversity of thought" is when fascism is getting publicly repudiated.
Watched Disclosure Day. It's Spielberg so of course it's extremely well made but that is a single episode of Twilight Zone or Outer Limits stretched to 2.5 hours
He’ll be selling monorails next
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!*@hellgatenyc.com · 2d agoThis past weekend, former Mayor Eric Adams was in Wisconsin Rapids—population 18,654—trying to convince residents that they should allow a real estate developer to build a data center in the heart of their town. The public hearing did not go well. hellgatenyc.com/eric-adams-i...
“Youre supposed to vote against BBB, ya low expectations having mother fucker!”
Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 2d ago“They voted against BBB” What do you want? A cookie?
Again, this was a huge topic of discussion when the Yankees were dominating and revenue sharing was brought up. My biggest problem with revenue sharing back then was "what if the teams getting that money whose owners don't want to win just pocket it?" and GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!
Jason Fry@jasoncfry.bsky.social · 3d agoThose of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
My brain processed “wampyr” was wam-peer and i read it multiple times before i realized it was vampire
Anthony Oliveira@meakoopa.bsky.social · 3d agoI am going through Bram Stoker’s earliest notes on DRACULA today - they include a list of the powers and features of the Count (then named “Wampyr” before Stoker stumbled on “Dracula”), many of which are never elucidated in the book…
Sounds like i need to watch Night 2 of Summerslam tomorrow
I love Ken Andersons over the top reaction here but shout out Joe for always always maintaining realism and believability
BaconCat@baconcat.bsky.social · 4d agoUnedited clip of grown men awkwardly confused by a bald man. Happy August 1!
Thanks to my mental health, I can be condescending to myself! Checkmate, Libs!
kate b.@katebitz.bsky.social · 4d agoclimate change will manifest as a series of people giving condescending explanations of disasters to those living through them, getting closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one being condenscended to
WTF was that. I don’t want the replay in the corner, I want the rest break in the corner while the big shot is a slow motion replay of the high spot brought to me by Stacker 2 or Castrol GTX with some sound effects! TRADITION IS DEAD, WHAT THE HAPPENED TO RASSLING #SummerSlam
