with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die
I'mNotAHRHitter
@imnotahrhitter.bsky.social
I'm just really not a home run hitter. I like sports and some of the sports either love me ( #Yankees ) or really hate me ( #Bills ). I also like lots of other nerd stuff. Here's my Carrd: https://imnotahrhitter.carrd.co/
If AIPAC's commitment to arming a rogue state isn't enough for you, I cannot emphasize enough that this organization is just a slush fund for GOP donors to influence Dem races. Their donor base is mostly conservatives who want Republicans to win.
AIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."
Yeah, exactly. /glares at Klobacher
El-Sayed: "Once a government agency like ICE is told it has impunity to do the worst things and violate the highest law of the land, which is the Constitution itself, I don't think you can reform or retrain. I think we need to start from scratch ... I think we need to abolish it."
Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
Watch in Haitian Creole! We are offering a free legal consultation clinic Aug. 6 for Haitian TPS holders following the U.S. Supreme Court's decision ending Temporary Protected status for Haitian and Syrian immigrants. Contact us at MPLSimmigrationintake@mylegalaid.org. youtube.com/shorts/g-MJY...
Know Your Rights: TPS (Haitian Creole)
YouTube video by Mid-Minnesota Legal Aid
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When we say "defund the police" what we mean is "they literally scam-overtime bankrupted this city."
* SPACEX PLANS TO ESTABLISH "CHEESE MINES" ON THE MOON TO DISRUPT GLOBAL DAIRY MARKET * SPACEX ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH ANDURIL TO PROTECT CHEESE MINES FROM BIKER MICE FROM MARS * ELON MUSK CALLS LACTOSE INTOLERANCE A "WOKE LIE", DONATES $1.5B TO PRO-LACTOSE SUPER PAC
$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Just to be sure I'm reading this right, the people whose policy is mass deportation and complained about possibly seeing taco trucks on every corner are arguing over the cost of a burrito?
for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
"The reason we have government and pay taxes is so you can safely eat lettuce, jalepenos, other veggies, and also maybe prevent the world from burning around you every summer. You know, perhaps not worry about death as much" would be my campaign platform, I'm just saying.
Another day, another outbreak: *FDA INVESTIGATING NEW CYCLOSPORA OUTBREAK; 10 CASES SO FAR
FEDWATCH: “.. Most of the 911M SpaceX shares unlocking tomorrow were granted or purchased when the company was valued between $20B and $150B, versus a current market cap of $450B–$500B. .. This means that nearly all shares are deeply in the money with a 3×–20× uplift— roughly 10×–20× gains ..”
"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.social
One Night Only review: Pull out from this sex-negative rom-com
If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die.
rogerebert.com
cannot think of a more ringing endorsement than "Anders Folk: the Republican ICE defense lawyer's choice for a DFL Hennepin County Attorney" www.kare11.com/article/news...
why wound his body with bullets—when I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo
Just crossed the terminal: Microsoft disclosures suggest that OpenAI is about 70% of AI sales! If only someone had said something
Analysts estimate that 70%+ of Microsoft, Google and Amazon's present and future AI revenues are from Anthropic and OpenAI's compute spend and model sales. Outside of two unsustainable AI labs, demand barely exists, and they've massively overbuilt capacity. www.wheresyoured.at/the-ai-deman...
One of the reasons it's so important to actually be on the right side of things and to have "purity" tests is because people are fucking angry and if the wrong person comes along, like Platner, and tells people what they want to hear, they might side with them despite them being actual monsters!
⚡️ Joe Kent says he, Tucker Carlson, Marjorie Taylor Greene & Thomas Massie are hoping to build a new political movement or 3rd party built around opposition to US wars, AIPAC, & corporate money, w/ the initial goal of fielding a candidate for the 2028 presidential campaign. In an interview with...
[Schultz] The Commanders are signing 4x Pro Bowl WR Stefon Diggs. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
[Schultz] The Commanders and 2x All-Pro WR Stefon Diggs have had deep discussions and there’s mutual interest in doing a deal. Expectations around the league is Diggs ends up in Washington soon. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
Get this, Jerry. Gay sex successfully operates outside the mandate
🏀 Kia Rookie of the Month 🏀 Olivia Miles earns her third Rookie of the Month honor after averaging 20.8 PPG, 4.6 RPG and 6.0 APG in July! #KiaROTM | #WNBASeason30
Happy Dr. Wily day! (Self-proclaimed) World’s Greatest Scientist Dr. Wily #1 hits stores today, or you can pick up direct from UDONstore.com Art by Ryan Jampole Colors by Josh Perez Lettering by Marshall Dillon Words by me
Missouri voters defeated the bid by Republicans to kill direct democracy in a blowout — 80% rejected the measure, with huge turnout for a primary boltsmag.org/missouri-rej...
Missourians Reject Measure That Threatened to Kill Citizen-Led Ballot Initiatives - Bolts
Missourians on Tuesday overwhelmingly voted against a measure to restrict direct democracy, while state officials are trying to block even more citizen-led reforms from the November ballot.
boltsmag.org
NEW: Over the last few months, Meta has run dozens of paid ads that included AI-generated CSAM. The ads, some of which were linking out to “nudify” apps, targeted men in the US, UK, and a dozen European countries. Some were running in the last few days
Meta Ran Ads That Contained AI-Generated Child Sexual Abuse Imagery
More than 50 offending image and video ads were published across Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, or Threads, according to Meta’s ad library data. Some ran as recently as this week.
wired.com