today is the birthest of days

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pls ess*ntial o*ls remove my leg hair forever. pls. you have one chance

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blue.mackuba.eu/scanner/?q=j... has successfully called me an AI Hater, SCORE!!!

Tomodachi Life is going well, thank you

what happens if an undercover spy needs to go to the dentist and they find the cyanide pill in his tooth

what an honor @cooklang.bsky.social

this video is a scam dawg y'all can't be THAT gullible

I married Hugh Morris, someone name my firstborn

THIRD-PARTY THINKER, CLANKER, GROKSUCKER

I HATE AI I HATE AI PUT ME ON THE LIST. DO IT. I DARE YOU

forgot that I did this

! This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

THEY'RE DOING IT THEY LISTENED

Corv 🖤🐘🤍💜@justbecaws.neocities.org · 9mo ago

it would be so cool if someone could make a @stoat.chat flatpak or something that I can install from the bazzite bazaar before discord goes to shit

WHY DOES THIS WEBSITE THINK I SPEAK DUTCH

alright christian god i know we’ve had our quarrels but i am prepared to ‘go catholic’ if you make it happen for comedy effect today specifically. i won’t half ass it like i do with judaism either. i’ll wear the thing on my head and eat the crackers and shit

actually bluesky isn't dying. because I said so

tomodachi life... when....

I was way too worried about my entrepreneurship class textbook being full of right-wing propaganda

Obesity rates are rising and fat is lighter than water. Does that mean the average density of humans is decreasing? Science side of Bluesky pls respond

maaan this is a terrible time in history for a boy to turn 18

there are so many cats on my feed <3

it would be so cool if someone could make a @stoat.chat flatpak or something that I can install from the bazzite bazaar before discord goes to shit

help I'm being horsebrained

She's taking good care of me :)!!!

Rae 🔞@raerdaemon.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Commission for @justbecaws.neocities.org! #Art #Miku #HatsuneMiku

happy new EARS lol

chrombo

love it when cats do that thing

this is so much better than political arguments. I want to see you people go absolutely WILD over the idea that Waffle House waffles are amazing because they're a little chewy

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 12mo ago

We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app