this fucking guy right here 🧌 man i hate his ass so much im mad as hell just looking at him. get a job. buy some real pants. have a little pride for gods sake

when you’re a big account you get to foist your vacation photos on thousands of unexpecting people at once

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2h ago

watching this in a tudors biscuit world as the good lord surely intended

i’m in a cabin with crappy wifi which is mostly great except that i’m gonna have a goddamn fit if i can’t watch this video

Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 17h ago

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

aww did someone get addicted to corruption and graft!!!!

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 13h ago

New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

August 30th at Talon Bar Basement, Brooklyn, Dumber and Worse returns with Southland Tales!

"It is an interesting and somewhat macabre parlor game to play at a large gathering of one’s acquaintances: to speculate who in a showdown would go transphobe," @sandyernestallen.bsky.social writes. "By now, I think I know." www.welcometohellworld.com/who-goes-tra...

Who goes transphobe?

by Sandy Ernest Allen It is an interesting and somewhat macabre parlor game to play at a large gathering of one’s acquaintances: to speculate who in a showdown would go transphobe. By now, I think I ...

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TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social celebrates a high point of cinema, that Orson Welles frozen peas commercial. Welles has "no cause to give even a microscopic fraction of a fuck about how the finished product will turn out. He insists on integrity anyway." flaminghydra.com/a-celebratio...

A Celebration of Orson Welles’s Frozen Pea Commercial Outtakes

I never let a July pass me by without revisiting the infamous 1970 bootleg audio of Orson Welles attempting to record voiceover narration for advertisements for various foods, beginning with frozen pe...

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i saw a great sign outside a gas station. said ‘WIN FREE JERKY FOR A YEAR.’ win free jerky for a year period. didn’t say how one might go about it. just pure imperative

guy who learns to get around the bay area on public transit using the rancid songs about taking the bus

anytime i leave new york or dc i am astonished by the degree to which no one anywhere else seems to be in a hurry

every time i successfully connect two things via bluetooth it’s a complete accident. i couldn’t replicate whatever i did if you showed me video footage of it

Pro tip for single men: if you refuse to take your pill they’ll give it to you in a piece of cheese

so the question on the table was tell us about your current projects…

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

a good rule of thumb imo is never tell a person you don’t know very very well that they are … ……. Brave

if you walk briskly while wearing high vis and a hard hat you can go anywhere you want

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

my father-in-law: so i saw wade boggs play once — rax, wade boggs is me, already repeating wade boggs carpet world five times in my head: i know who wade boggs is

TODAY: @katewagner.wehwalt.net on the life-changing power of skills-based therapy. "A lot of this stuff has saved my life and the thing it’s saved my life from is not capitalism, or any other form of adversity, but myself." flaminghydra.com/issue-620/?a...

Upward spiral

An electrifying defense of skills-based treatment from Kate Wagner

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have u heard the news (from today’s @flaminghydra.com missive, which features a great piece on dbt by the homie @katewagner.wehwalt.net)

wrote about why dbt is good actually

Flaming Hydra@flaminghydra.com · 2d ago

TODAY: @katewagner.wehwalt.net on the life-changing power of skills-based therapy. "A lot of this stuff has saved my life and the thing it’s saved my life from is not capitalism, or any other form of adversity, but myself." flaminghydra.com/issue-620/?a...

Rejected System of a Down lyrics:

­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ postes@rem.bsjky.team · 2d ago

diarrhea kills 1.2 million people evrey year around a third of whom are children under the age of five

Outreach organizations worry the closure of the sidewalk outside the MLK Library will simply move people elsewhere, making it harder to connect them with housing and services. “People don’t just disappear when you evict them from an encampment," Shannon Clark of @remorahousedc.bsky.social says.

Why has DC's MLK Library banned sleeping outside?

New enforcement includes rope barriers and police to keep homeless people from sleeping under the library's overhang.

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i must grudgingly respect songs with a That Part™️ that they only repeat once. you have enough pride to hold out on me and i hate you for it but i approve

hmm let’s see i’m the dumbest slowest-moving least-situationally-aware person of all time, what should i do today. oh i know. i’ll go to penn station and get in rax’s way

what time is it? SHUG TIME what time is it? SHUG TIME!!!!!

i bet this worked out for this guy i mean he seems so pleasant to work for

Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2d ago

"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take

imagine if bob vila was a beautiful woman with big cans. plus i have some other cool brain exercises as well

i don’t like any of the discourse of the day so do you guys want to hear a fun little secondhand anecdote

me throwing away warranty cards: haha fuck yeah! yes!! me when all my shit breaks i mean you can already see where this is going right. i dont have to spend my dignity on this dumb punchline