The inimitable George Carlin, a.k.a. Nostradamus. Welcome to the stupidest timeline, 2026.
John. Just John.
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Musician, Xray tech, stunt driver, lion tamer, chainsaw juggler, astronaut. Expect a weird mix of #Braves baseball, cat photos, music, TTRPGs, astronomy, absurdity, and lefty politics. I curse a lot. He/him
Saw Coyote Vs. Acme last night. Absolutely delightful.
Okay, so I'm for a Brewers-Rays Series. That'd be so fucking fun. But really, anyone but the Dodgers.
Imagine if anyone in the lineup helped Michael Harris at all. We might have scored sone runs. 🤷
I work in an ER, and lemme tell ya. Yeah, it's kinda like that. Especially old ladies and young guys with face tattoos.
Will Harris@sandwichpick.bsky.social · 5d agowomen when their insides are turning inside out with blood pouring out of their genitals vs men when their tumtum hurts
During tonight's game, I will be playing D&D instead of watching. It's probably better for my nerves, but I expect you goofballs to keep me informed because I will NOT try to keep up using Gameday or anything. That's even worse.
Cue the prewritten Yamamoto Narrative. I'm already gonna puke. 🤮
Okay, so based on how this series has gone, we win tomorrow when we're not supposed to, and force a game 5, which we win because we're not supposed to? Is that the play?
Mauricio Dubon robs Freddie Freeman of a 2-run homer.
Haven't seen Shohei go that far to the right since his most recent White House visit
Ken Tremendous@kentremendous.bsky.social · 6d agoSale has Shohei in hell
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
I saw Alien way too young, specifically the chestburster scene.
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · last wk.In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
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Imagine. People are gonna go lie down and try to go to bed right after that game. You may as well have downed a double espresso before bed.
