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Something witty here later.

Yeah, Kat Tenbarge was much nicer to Jack Osbourne than I would have been, I would have just told him to go fuck himself. Also, if you're going to accuse a writer or journalist of using "AI" on the basis of em dashes, absolutely positively go fuck yourself.

Kat Tenbarge@kattenbarge.bsky.social · 4d ago

So I woke up this morning to find out that Ozzy Osbourne’s son made a video falsely accusing me of using AI to write a Rolling Stone article about the Tate brothers.

The good thing about the whole Ceuta business is that it will give the 2030 Spain, Portugal, Morocco World Cup a tense, divisive, nasty, political edge in what was looking like an easy, no nonsense tournament for Gianni Infantino and FIFA.

Watching a 1981 episode of Superstars where a field of national sports stars are competing on an athletics track next to a motorway in front of an audience of school kids riding around on Raleigh Grifters and immediately getting into shot during the interviews. #differentworld

Going to write a spec Op-ed for the Telegraph tomorrow about how I went on holiday and the hotel didn't have any annoying fire alarms & it was great because I wasn't woken up by that awful sound they make when the battery needs changing UNLIKE IN BURNHAM'S BROKEN BRITAIN!

GABRIEL CLARKE: Tuchel called you a bunch of useless pricks. He said you should all retire. He said the king should abdicate in shame. He said England should disband itself as a nation. He said JUDE BELLINGHAM: yeah, it was a tough shift