after everything ? nope ! i can still hold a grudge , y'know . [ sticking his tongue out . bleep ! ]

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

that was ages ago at this point. do you let anything go? [tilting his head with a raised eyebrow, chuckling in amusement at the sight.]

[ a snort in the midst of his own laughter ! though , not resisting the preening despite how clearly ticklish it was . ] after you stole my job ? i feel as if i have the right to be mad at you ! >:P . . . pfft , hahahaa !

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

hey. with your anger issues? saying you're mad at me isn't particularly unusual, you know. [gently pressing his beak against spark's cheek, making soft nibble motions as if preening his fur.]

that's a sign i need to see you more often . you , forgetting about my sarcasm ? that just won't do , man . [ pressing his snout against fark's own . . . draping his arms around him ! ]

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

[bumping their shouts together after a moment! boop... his own tail wagging.] ah, i see now. sarcasm. i forgot that was one of your favorite things.

dude i'm very mad . i'm livid , actually . [ all signs are pointing the exact opposite . . . what is this , some kind of . . . sarcasm . . . ]

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

[holding spark a bit away by the shoulders, staring at him.] you don't look mad at all-?

sorry i got . really , really mad . had to jump ya ! [ ignore the fact his tail is making an attempt to wag ! and that stupid smile on his face . . . no , he's very mad ! trust ! ]

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

CALM DOWN???... [holding spark in confusion!]

[ LAUNCHING HIMSELF MAX SPEED AT HIM . . . no harm intended though ! just . a very , VERY extra hug ! ] RAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

? What

where's fark . i need to jump him Immediately

answer 1. Yeah answer 2. i don't know . lay on your stomach and turn up your heaters . it could totally work trust me .

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 7mo ago

1. did you really need to say flavor like that and 2. no... how would you even do that anyway. i am not suited to be a grill

but those ones don't hit as much as the real deal ! they lack the 𝐹𝓁𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓊𝓇 . . . and overall just don't feel as good to eat

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 7mo ago

i will go to the store and buy you some of those prepackaged ones that you microwave. think of them as your emergency burger rations.

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OKAY OKAY FINE DAMN no burgers for me . sheesh , dude . 😓

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 7mo ago

i am going to rip my core out in front of you

speaking of which . . . i'm in the mood for burgers . and that one shop closed like an hour ago . y'know what that means ! ! ! 👀

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 7mo ago

im not happy about this. i am going to have patty grease marks.

sorry man . my grill broke down , and . . . i forgot what happened to the second grill . you're my only hope

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 7mo ago

they're grilling burgers on me

My Fucking House Dude

i'm sorry you can't accept that you're bald . . . you're a bald little gpa

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 10mo ago

im about to start swinging.

you're baaald you're baaaald

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 10mo ago

i am NOT bald

you're already bald baldie

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 10mo ago

What.

i got bad news for ya fart

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · 10mo ago

they're making me bald soon.

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[ scratching his butt . ok . ]

that's funny but also don't do that

a cleaning ? i could've sworn -- how long has it -- . . . fine , fine . i'll clean you . had dust build-up inside or something ?

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · last yr.

well... now that you're here... i need a good cleaning...

AH ! dude ! ( 💢 ) [ being bumped ! oh , what a jerk ! ! ] okay , no , you totally saw me there because we're talking right now , idiot ! ! tell you what . . . what can i do to make it up to you , fart ?

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · last yr.

[bumping full force with his hip!!] /sorry/, didn't see you there.

it isn't /my/ fault you were in the way , jackass !

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · last yr.

you're still disgusting for hitting me with your shotgun blast of a sneeze. you didn't even attempt to raise your arm, asshole.

dude i'm sorry ! i didn't see you there ! [ no no , he totally did see him there . ]

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · last yr.

you sneezed on ME, why are you asking about my problem? [furiously wiping his shell-]

what is your problem ?

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · last yr.

you're disgusting. 💢

hey man . [ giggling . ]

✪ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐊. ✪@gohomejesterboy.bsky.social · last yr.

ew???

[ sneezes on you @gohomejesterboy.bsky.social ]

👀

[ he has a moments peace right now ! so as any guy would when they have the time . . . he decided to eat a burger ! alone . ]