Just had a phone call on my little hols with an offer for a job I applied for recently 🥳
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Kaffy
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Lasher 🍊 Lefty twat 👍🏽 Failed runner 🏃🏽♀️ Lisdex enthusiast 🤪 Blackpool🗼
If this place only does Heineken 0 as its alcohol free option, I’ll have no choice but to get on the Corfu Beer this week. You have been warned.
Just took great pleasure in telling the kids that Greek public toilets are sometimes just a hole in the floor. These are the priceless moments that make being a mum such a joy. Hadn’t even left the airport before I dropped it on them. Have that you pair of digital dickheads.
Earlier today I’d half decided to have a few drinks on holiday but I’ve just spent the last 20 minutes reminiscing about the two Party Houses I’ve operated in my lifetime. On reflection, some 0%’s and that ace chocolate milk you get abroad, are the safest options. God, they were great times though.
That Calvin Harris gig looked decent tonight. Been around a while now coz he featured in some wild nights at the party house when I got divorced. Anyway, it made me want to get twatted again so I switched it off and came to bed because I’m a responsible adult now. I’m also a very tired adult.
When did not allowing u16’s to stand at gigs become a thing?? Got tickets to see Katseye for Eliza and just received email saying u16’s won’t be allowed in the standing area 😭 Who the fuck over the age of 16 wants to go and see Katseye anyway? Just let the kids in, you twats.
Volunteering tonight, I met a lady fleeing 26yrs of DV. Marvelled at the bowI of pasta I gave her because she wasn’t allowed to eat. Cried when I gave her sanitary products because she hadn’t been allowed to use them. Hugged me when I replaced her torn trainers with brand new boots. Stood in shock
Last week I forgot to collect Eliza from athletics club. Today, I legged it back from town to pick her up from after school club and take her to gymnastics. Get there and it’s closed for the summer holidays. Please brain, I beg, function normally will you 🙍🏽♀️🔫
In the queue for this and honestly might die before I get to the front 😭😭
Well, well, well. Child pornography charges for that chinless cunt. Hope he’s looking over his shoulder every second while on remand here. The other charges are abhorrent but that behaviour seems to be acceptable for some. Like to see his supporters defend him being a nonce as well as a rapist.
The Marples dickheads are at it again. Haven holiday park at the back of us are having their annual festival to celebrate the start of summer and the music is both dreadful and loud 😂 The moaners are typing furiously about it from their very affordable homes which comes from living next to it.
I’m currently very deep in ADHD burnout which means waking up every day feeling exhausted and unmotivated to do anything 😩 With 2 kids who constantly need to be doing something, and a job that’s slowly killing me, the only cure is a massive lottery win on prescription immediately 🤑
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Forgot to collect Eliza from school athletics club, which isn’t ideal. When I got there she was in tears because she though I’d died of old age on the way to collect her 😒
Going to sleep tonight listening to the sounds of police sirens travelling up and down the main road near my house. Standard post-match procedures have been implemented.
Enjoying studying planning reform policy and watching The Football when my noisy bastard neighbours notified me of a goal from what seems to be a completely different time zone to me 😒
Just remembered the time Eliza looked like Haaland when we were on holiday a few years ago. Had to crop the photo a bit to post this, but you get the gist.
