Big picture, it’s actually good for the team if Pivetta can’t return by August 22
I’ve decided to not look at trade deadline stuff until 3 pm in an attempt to relax and stay focused and babe…it’s working
This is why I’m judgmental of people who are still active on twitter. It’s a cesspool.
If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
I’ve started tossing my dog poo bags at cars that blow through stops signs. I want it to land right on their windshield. It’s like a game of cornhole with a moving target.
In retrospect it’s obvious that Jeff Kent was always the instigator. This man is an angel.
Just on our way to the Shoreline South light rail station with maybe a foot of usable sidewalk on 145th.
lettuce is short for lettuce give you explosive diarrhea
I hope AJ Preller is tormented with this until he has a psychological break like the guy in The Tell-Tale Heart
2026 NL OPS Leaders Juan Soto (0.947) James Wood (0.946) CJ Abrams (0.932) Shohei Ohtani (0.924) All Leaders: https://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/NL/2026-batting-leaders.shtml
Rough estimate: guy gets about 1.07 mil dropped into his bank account every two weeks, and has close to zero pressure on him, and this is how he reacts when there is the slightest bit of pushback.
Top 20 teams by playoff odds, rest of season starting pitcher projections by OOPSY and Steamer @fangraphs.com, color coded by quality
I've seen more people just straight-up run red lights in San Diego since Covid than I had in my entire life up to that point. There's essentially zero traffic enforcement in Southern California.
"The scooter rider was in the crosswalk of Camino Del Norte at Paseo Montanoso when the driver of a 2005 Honda Pilot ran the red light, hitting him, police said."
The problem with tall hoods and upright grilles is so obvious, even idiots can see the problem.
Funny how posts about whether the padres should buy or sell are intermingled with reminders like this
@JeffPassan tweeted CJ Abrams is the hottest hitter on the planet. Post-All-Star break, Abrams leads MLB in OPS (1.632), HR (7) and RBIs (15). He has more homers by himself in the second half than the Blue Jays, Orioles, Mariners, Twins, White Sox, Cardinals and Angels. https://t.co/cv0pOWJZIJ
“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
They flipped a coin and decided to make it a strong cola flavor instead
since Zohran is ineligible to serve as president we will just have to make him king
I don't go anywhere without a thermos full of enchilada sauce