If you've never thrown a parmesan cheese rind into any kind of slow-cooking sauce or stew you're missing out

The first like 10 times I saw "ijbol" I had no idea it was supposed to stand for "I just bust out laughing" and assumed it was shorthand for some kind of political ideology. in my head I placed it tenuously in the general vicinity of Maoism/Third-Worldism

I started laughing like a supervillain as soon as I saw this guy and I have no idea why. he's just awesome. he just looks so awesome

Ferret Every Hour@ferretperhour.bsky.social · 20h ago

For an embarrassingly long time I didn't realize rappers usually record their own ad-libs so I always imagined they all had their own hype men who came into the studio to just stand there going "yeah! woo! like that!" and shit into the microphone

LRT changed my life permanently for months now whenever I'm thirsty I just say "i wish I had the amazing digital water right now" or just "the amazing digital water..."

The Amazing Digital Water

HOPE (2026)

My9games.net games that like did something to my life or whatever idk feels kinda generic.

Had to renew my website and wow! Domain campers should be skinned alive

Favorite animal I've found out about lately is the coati. They're sooo awesome

Coati Coatimundi

ALT: Coati Coatimundi

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It's crazy how long we went with the general public understanding of OCD just being like "oh yeah isn't that the brain disease that makes you wash your hands?"

The human body is so bullshit what do you mean my eyeball is itchy

I believe Deadlock is a coworker game but also put forth that there are multiple tiers of "coworker media". Like obviously at the bottom you've got AI-generated viking rap, but there's more layers to this shit.

This still sounds like it could be the end credits song to my life

Fuego

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Night naps are dark, evil technology you can only access if you have a cruel temperament and wicked disposition

I fucking hate modern websites "dude check it out!!! we made it so when you scroll it looks like nothing is happening for 5 seconds but actually the old text is fading out and new text is fading in!!!" I need you to quit this job, stop doing the "Web Dev" thing, and go work at a local gyro place.

Every documentary about the creation of a classic 00s video game always has a part where the narrator just has to kind of brush over something like "Universal/Sony/Microsoft corporate randomly got mad at the developers and locked them in their studio from the outside and set the heat to 100°f"

When Underoath said "You can't see past my waving hands" they were talking about John Cena

UNDEROATH You're So Intricate

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Yeah sure

They didn't restock the salted caramel sauce at my grocery store so I've had to salt my own caramel. woe really is me, is the thing.

I think I might like Star Trek DS9 more *before* the Dominion stuff really kicks off. It turns into mostly just a war story, and there's already so many of those. I like Star Trek best when it's spotlighting the weird fraught juggling act of peacetime.

Rayman 1 was the original kaizo game