kali
@kalibration.website
I am a swan's wings, bloodied at the joint 🖤🐇 and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖🐩 Soundtrack musician 🎮🎶
There's a guy on this blue line who looks like all 3 of the Cum Town guys did the fusion dance and he's got two iPhones and on one of them he's watching Instagram thirst traps and trying to DM the girls and on the other phone he just has a picture of a burger and no icons on his home screen
Game: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (NES 1989) TAS Authors: Arc & Alyosha Source: tasvideos.org/4621M
As a guy who Also used to look like the fat guy from Superbad there's definitely better ways to move past it
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
I miss when "goon" didn't mean what it means now. Me and my friends used to say it all the time when it meant something else. Like "that guy is gooning" = that guy is acting foolish/suspicious, "bro I'm gooned" = I am very intoxicated, "heavy goon hittas" = random stupid thing to call yourself
"I'm going to make a fake Final Fantasy Tactics screenshot where the characters say something that's epicly leftist and awesome" they actually do that already if you can read more than one tweet at a time
every now and again I'll get an anonymous message with naked vitriol behind it saying they hope I die in a phone explosion because people keep posting this year old thread (excerpts included) to reddit
nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about
Just realized a minute ago that it's Lollapalooza weekend and did the uncanny mr incredible face for a second but then remembered I live far enough south that I'm probably not going to see a single suburboid and a deep peace washed over me in my entirety.
"Hater Reddit" is kind of a sad place and whipping yourself up into a froth over stuff you don't like instead of just enjoying what you do is obviously unhealthy but I have to say. Calling people who like something you don't like "blast havers" is so fucking funny
🗣️ Kinda narrow at the shoulders... broad at the hip... and everybody knew you didn't give no dick to Biiig John (🎶 Big Jooohn... Big Jooohnnn 🎵)
A big meme account posted this but I can't bring myself to retweet it because their upload cuts off a little bit at the end so I had to repost it myself.
