Got the all clear on the boob smash results. Hoping next year they have that new machine where your boobs just hang down through holes in the table. This time HURT.

One day, hopefully soon, he’ll be dead and we won’t have to hear about him nonstop every day.

Yes, there’s Rocky Horror and Clue, but one of the best Tim Curry movies is a little known flick called Pass The Ammo. He plays a televangelist. Annie Potts plays his wife. Hilarity ensues. Find it and watch it.

I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.

Listen up bitches, this is serious. Here’s the plan for tomorrow morning. No exceptions. Everyone shows up. We’re gonna tumble out of bed. We’re gonna stumble to the kitchen. And we’re gonna pour ourselves a cup of goddamn ambition. Because we’ve got dreams they’ll never take away. Lock in.

I wish I was in New Orleans.

WHAT THE FUCK

Look at this! It’s been total cloud cover all day. Feels wonderful after 10+ days of triple digit temps.

I’m gonna watch the Practical Magic sequel but seeing the cast from the original with mega plastic faces now is pretty jarring. Are they gonna credit the lack of movement to the Magic soap?

I'm jealous of my NOLA folk getting rain. We haven't seen any in weeks.

A few months ago I deleted my Linkedin profile because it did fuck all for me as far as getting jobs go. Now I'm having to create a new one because I got feedback from a hiring manager that it "looked bad" that I didn't have one. My resume, portfolio, and two extensive projects weren't enough.🙄

Mom came home a day early from her trip, so I’m consoling myself with tacos and margaritas.

Been working for the last month trying to get this job that is more money than I've ever made in my life. For once I knocked the interview out of the park, then did two sample projects (paid, thankfully) that are some of the best work I've ever done. Recruiter calls me yesterday.

Come hang out with us at HQ! Help us stuff letters, write postcards, make calls, or just relax with a nice cup of coffee. Lane Building 610 Marshall Street Suite 625 Shreveport, LA 71101 Hours: Monday 10am-5pm Tuesday 2pm-8pm Wednesday 10am-5pm Thursday 2pm-8pm Friday 10am-3pm

I did not get the job, so if you need a flyer or poster designed for your event that 100% DOES NOT use AI slop, hit me up. My rates are cheap.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to design these new cars with the turn signals and reverse lights IN THE BUMPER needs their ass kicked.

The fact that JD Vance’s favorite band is Mazzy Star is so fucking gross. He shouldn’t be allowed to listen to it. At all.

This is sad.

👉🏽▶️ Start-the-Epstein-Trials@esepajaronegro.bsky.social · last wk.

Sad news. Mary Robin Williams, Priestess Miriam of the Spiritual Voodoo Temple on Rampart has left this earthly plane after a brief tussle with cancer. She had completed chemo & radiation & was home recovering. I was fortunate to visit her for an hour Friday later afternoon. She was well, talkative.

There are lynchings happening all over the country and hardly anyone is reporting it. This should be all over the news, every day. These are not suicides. Black people don’t hang themselves from trees!

It is 102 feels 108 up here and my neighbors have been building a treehouse all day.

🚨BREAKING 🦠 On Friday, the US CDC arbitrarily shifted higher COVlD levels into lower categories depicted with cooler colors. Much of what was Very High is now "High." What was High is now "Moderate" or "Low." Low is "Very Low." 1/

Time for me to start wearing a mask to the store again. I wonder if Jeff Landry will allow me to get a Covid vax this year or if he still thinks people on Medicaid don’t need it?

Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA@michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 2w ago

Always listen to the people knee deep in the data every day, or you will be misled. More in the next 72 hours. Diagnosing the severity of a 2nd issue beyond Texas. If you sometimes have me on alert, now is a good time

For the first time since the end of Roe v Wade, a federal court has ruled that *there are still protections for abortion rights under the US Constitution.*

A Federal Judge Says the Constitution Still Protects Abortion

The ruling protects abortion for physical and mental health in Idaho—with the potential for broader impact

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I think I’m gonna have to break down and go to Target. I just can’t find lounge/pajama pants that aren’t itchy as hell from anywhere else.

If you ever need a flyer design, don’t use AI. I’ll do it for you for cheap cheap.

So they still haven't fixed it so that "hide reposts" means hide them everywhere, not just the following feed. If I want to hide them in other saved feeds, I have to individually click on users and hide them there? Not ideal.

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We need your help getting a fake TikTok page taken down. This page is directing people to private chat apps and asking people for money on Heather’s behalf. This is not her, and she will never do that. If you're on TikTok, could you please report the handle "@HeatherCoxRichardson" for impersonation.

Today I discovered that Longview TX has a Chuy’s. That’s only an hour away.

The Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut is so damn delicious I drank two of them earlier. Now I have to pee every ten minutes.