Is there nothing a group chat of hilarious and smart women can accomplish? I have yet to find out.

the pre-travel jitters and panic are setting in and I'm wondering why I even agreed to go. (I'm fine, I'm really excited, I just get really anxious before any big trip)

It’s pretty diabolical that the gym shows “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Drives” so regularly 🙃

I saw a video of bowling for soup performing on a flight and I’m gonna be so honest: I’d much rather have a 2000s pop punk band perform than sit through a judgy sermon.

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

uh...yes?

gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Texas Republicans doing recruitment for us.

Idk I just really think we need to give matriarchy a try. For science.

Honestly, one of the biggest reasons I don’t want to get Botox is because I want people to know when I’m judging them.

Celebrating national ice cream day because my grandpa raised me right.

Overstimulated! At the gym with all the beeping treadmills.

Idk I can’t say I was all that sad to see the English lose today. Pretty sure grudges (especially justified ones) are passed down through generations. 🇮🇪🇮🇪

unfortunately I live on salads every summer (and year round tbh) so here's hoping I can convince my mom to grow more lettuce.

I will never forgive this president for getting us into yet another war in the Middle East.

if taco bell is giving you the runs then you need more fiber in your diet

lowtax speedrun enjoyer@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 3w ago

everyone is making jokes about taco bell causing diarrhea as a thing they do regularly and i really have to wonder what on earth y’all are getting there

I think this was my first birthday in a really long time where I didn’t end up crying the day of. I did cry today, however. But I’m still counting it as progress.

My whole Instagram algorithm right now is just 🎶Haaland, Haaland🎶 and you know what? I love every second of it.

Here’s to 39, I guess.

I’ll tell ya what, having a friend just fade out of your life with basically no warning or reason is one of life’s worst experiences.

To be completely honest, I’m not staying quiet to be a bigger person; I’m just too lazy to start drama and keep up with it.

Amy Colleen@amycolleen.bsky.social · 4w ago

Inside you there are two wolves. One wants to burn bridges and tell the sordid details of every story in which someone treated you badly, and one wants to be The Bigger Person. Currently the second one has a monopoly on emotional maturity but if anything changes it's over for [redacted]

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he said “Go birds”.

Precarious implications here

Taylor@taylorschu.bsky.social · last mo.

You know who else was down a man and ended up being victorious in the end? Turn in your Bibles with me to the gospel of John

God what I wouldn’t give to sit down at chilis with an ice cold margarita. That would fix me.

Okay look, it was pretty inspiring to see Paraguay beat Germany in a shootout. Karma did her job.

Happy Mercury in Gatorade to all who Observe

Look, I am a Taylor Swift enjoyer but if I hear one more theory about her wedding….

Joey Kidney: I Think I'm Gonna Lose My Mind

ALT: Joey Kidney: I Think I'm Gonna Lose My Mind

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Where’s that focaccia lady? I want her to judge my focaccia. (actually I don’t because I really couldn’t care less what she thinks).

I fear I may finish all of Widow’s Bay today.

The annual Father’s Day cheesecake! And look at that mirror-like shine on the ganache.

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

I’m cryingggggg

I like to think that Zohran Mamdani is what Ben Wyatt would have grown up to be as mayor if Icetown hadn’t broken his spirit and career.