I’ve been informed that when pulling into a handicap spot, it isn’t necessary to yell “IT’S MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!”
Got into an argument because I remarked that it was ironic that someone in a flight simulator was killed when a real-life plane crashed into them. Other person: “That’s not weird. It was a flight school, of course there were planes there.” Me: That’s not what I said…?
ADHD be like “Veggies for lunch. Check” “Veggie dip. Check” “Orange.” “…” *Mentally replays the interview with Eminem where he describes rhyming words with ‘orange’* “Y’know, he didn’t invent slant rhymes…”
I’m treating to current political climate like I would a terminal disease: ignore it until I die
Anyone else getting ghost followers? You get a notification saying they followed you, but they don’t appear on your in-app notifications?
It wasn’t until a few weeks ago it hit me. I was getting groceries on my way home from work and I heard Blink 182’s ‘All the Small Things’ playing from the store’s speakers. It was then that I realized… My store’s awesome!
balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders
If I had a nickel for every time I played an RPG where I befriended the first character I met just to have them die in the first act, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy. Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
WHY DIDNT LITERALLY ANYONE TELL ME THAT [wildly popular game that I just now got around to playing] WAS GOOD???
Here’s some unsolicited parenting advice: Don’t try to make your child a mini you. Let them be the best version of themself. Try to take an interest in the things they’re interested in, even if it’s just acknowledging it. Don’t put them down for having an interest, bare minimum.
Son: “Dad, I can’t use the PC while this game’s installing. I’m bored.” Me, seeing an opportunity: “Let me teach you about Dark Souls on the PS4.”
The surest sign I’ve found that someone I follow is a scammer is if they dm me.😒
8 likes on two posts in the same day?! I’m doing numbers, baby!
Been treating Bluesky like a big ass Discord server where you can just post and/or reply to whatever you want, whenever you want, and I’m having so much fun because of it.
This is why I don’t dm people here. I waited three hours for a response before I blocked them. If you open by asking where I’m from, I’m just going to assume you’re a scammer.
I wonder if people who get blocked get notifications like when someone follows you. 🤔
Played Risk with friends for the first time in almost a decade. The dice still hate me.
What do you do in Red Dead Online if you don’t have friends? The world feels so empty.
I’m begging people. Please please please learn the difference between: Wary and Weary Lead and Led Woman and Women And for the love of all that is good and holy please stop using an apostrophe to denote a plural word.
Been seeing a lot of discourse lately about whether listening to audiobooks counts as reading. The semantic answer is, No, listening to audiobooks isn’t reading, in the definitional sense. But that doesn’t make it any less valid. Consume your media however you like. You’re still experiencing it!
Dr Robotnik: “I capture animals and put them into my robots.” William Afton: “I murder children and put them in my robots.” Dr Robotnik: “Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?”
My toxic trait is that a joke of mine doesn’t land, I just tell it again, but louder.
Five syllables first Seven syllables up next That’s how you haiku