masculinity tips are all like Remember bro u are a Lion and that Witch could never understand ur Wardrobe
some might think i syllabically engineered the name "kataryn" to rhyme with "flatterin'" in order to charm people subconsciously. this isn't true. it also doesn't work
passed out and woke up and im in this weird place called "games done quick" idk does anyone know what this is
ok im gonna be honest with you guys this is my new gimmick account and itd be really cool if you could follow it or whatever and like i promise im funny and its gonna be good and awesome @mariosunshines.bsky.social
I pray for a GDQ where you won't have to spend the 3 months leading up to it reading headlines that are like "TSA reportedly in talks to ban "everybody" from the Philadelphia Airport"
what's that guy's name again? Curricular? he's into booksfaxing right? they got him on copyright infringement last month
middle school is where it really gets tough because you have to learn stuff instead of doing all those activities where you remove random letters from your name
panicking when you finally make it to the end of medical school because you've had the spotify student discount for the last 20 years
they better throw me a cheap funeral cuz six feet under minus one foot in the grave is five below
do you really have gals in different locales or are you buying tweas with fake ids
call me marvin the way i'm gay and i can't figure out what's going on
in the midst of these times, you may have been expecting me to tweet something like "yo but if there's a wii play motion that means... wii play... my man 😂🤝". but that would have required you to forget that wii play motion has 12 parents, which is its main characteristic
Announcing Trading Paces, a speedrun swap event raising money for the Minnesota Women's Foundation Immigrant Rapid Relief Fund on May 23rd and 24th. Watch speedrunners debut a run live after practicing with an experienced partner to learn a brand new speedgame—live from St. Paul, Minnesota!
dudes really tell you sports aren't that complicated and then are like "oh fuck yeah dude the rhyming bonus on my parlay hit, Teair Tart just sacked Jaxson Dart"
when dj khaled says "tell em to bring out the whole ocean" he's actually talking about the riichi mahjong hand "Whole Ocean" which requires all the 9s in the tileset as well as two more 9s of a secret fourth suit that you have to physically invent through quantum chance events
Drama YouTubers are fucking scum. Imagine joining a discord and announcing you want to cover an old, fucked up situation because you find it “interesting”, get told by the entire community not to because it’s traumatic and will bring unwanted attention, and your response is (and this is a direct …
yeah so your inspection went well but we noticed you're under the age of 36 so we have to put a bumper sticker on your car that says "Student Driver - Uh Oh! - Here We Go - Complete Fuckup Alert - Morally Irredeemable - Please Be Patient - Seriously, Sorry In Advance"
Hey everyone, I need some help. If possible, please share this. Running therun dot gee gee has been an amazing passion project for 4 years. It’s always been 100% free, ad-free, and I never sell your data. I love building new features for this community and I have so many more ideas to grow the site
