Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY
@katecannes.bsky.social
Former Vegas acrobat turned sexy socialite www.katecannes.com
This movie was so far ahead of its time. They were using decrim language before it was cool
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY@katecannes.bsky.social · yesterdayHow have I never seen The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? Why did I wait until Dolly passed to watch this? This movie is great but now my wine tastes like tears 😭😭
How have I never seen The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? Why did I wait until Dolly passed to watch this? This movie is great but now my wine tastes like tears 😭😭
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Be careful out there y’all— my business and personal accounts at Big Major American Bank have just been shut down with no explanation (though we all know why)
Ok fine, guess I’ll spend the next week hyperfixating on the World Nomad Games in Kyrgyzstan
I barely got over the whole pest control guy situation only to go water the garden and find that one of them threw a cigarette butt into my rose bush. Now I’m actually mad 😡
I’ve had at least 3 “neighborhood pest control guys” knocking on my door this past week and they don’t want to take no for an answer. They’re kinda becoming the very thing they swore to destroy…
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
All of Heaven is singing I Will Always Love you. Rest in peace to the legend Dolly Parton 😭
I just realized I’ve got a yard full of pawpaw trees. Im sitting on a fruity gold mine. Maybe I should pay off my mortgage by opening a fruit stand at the farmers market. See me before I retire and become a pawpaw farmer 😂
I know I work best under pressure because the movers brought a full house worth of stuff three days ago and I’m already 80% unpacked, just in time to leave for my tour 😅
Crisis averted! Boston is on as planned. Thanks to the gents for working with me while my brain is melting 🫠
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY@katecannes.bsky.social · 2w agoIt seems there was a miscommunication between Jenna and I that lead to some clients being told my Boston tour would be in September rather than next week. Honestly, it’s my fault for trying to handle business while in the middle of breathing paint fumes in my bedroom 😵💫
It seems there was a miscommunication between Jenna and I that lead to some clients being told my Boston tour would be in September rather than next week. Honestly, it’s my fault for trying to handle business while in the middle of breathing paint fumes in my bedroom 😵💫
I am definitely due for a good massage. Any gents who care to join me for a spa date, now’s your perfect opportunity 😍
What I’ve learned from doing a big house move in the middle of summer is that I’m too pretty for hard physical labor
It turns out home ownership is one part getting annoyed at the (freaking adorable) twin fawns that keep eating up half my garden, and one part worrying about them when I haven’t seen them in a couple days
I’ve had some pretty wild experiences over the course of my life, but home ownership is definitely the wildest. For those who have my number and are texting to book, please route inquiries through to my email. I’m currently operating on limited bandwidth 🫠
Having a “financing approved, offer accepted” kind of summer and if things keep moving how I hope they will, I expect to be buying a lot of paint and wallpaper soon 😁 Want to help me celebrate? I just lowered my rates for the rest of the summer 🥳
I’ve recently been faced with a lot of experiences around birth, death and everything in between, and let me just say this: sex work, birth work, and death work are all just different walls in the same house.
Chief Wallabee is still a winner to me, and that’s all that really matters
Please be sure when you send a contact form that your info is correct, especially your email address. I’ve been getting lots of email bounce backs due to typos. If you haven’t heard back after sending a form, please email
Just wanna say something: rates are not reflective of worth. For most people, rates are reflective of availability. If someone has a very full life, their time may have a higher price point. Time is the most valuable commodity.
Just a reminder that I don’t offer any virtual services, including text, content, or phone calls. By the time you reach out, you should have already made the decision about wanting to see me in person. I will not go out of my way to try to convince you or “seal the deal”
Gentlemen, if you attend a yoga class, PLEASE wear supportive underwear if you’re wearing loose shorts. At the very least, don’t park your mat at the very front of the class if you prefer to freeball. I do not wish to make eye contact with lil warriors one and two during a relaxing morning class 🥴
Hey friends, I haven’t been online in quite a long time due to the ever persistent horrors. Uh, yeah I’m still here though. Best way to connect with me is always by scheduling some one-on-one time 😘
One thing about Charlotte is, you’ll always find a gentleman here. I’m always treated so well by clients and the general public alike. I can’t wait to be back.
Sp Twitter Wrapped 2025 - 100+ sw accounts suspended - 100s of confused reply guys wondering where all the titty and ass pix went - 100s of parasocial relationships shattered
