Mexican Italian Fusion Restaurant, call that Little Chonies

from this day forward I will only be referring to Frank Oz as "Frank Ounce"

Colin Kaepernick to begin rap career under alias "Kneel da Grass Hype-man"

We Bought A Zoo In Four Easy Interest Free Payments with Klarna

oh yeah well could a depressed person do this? *restarts Bojack Horseman from the top*

The cool thing about being poor in LA in the summer is when you preheat your oven to cook something you immediately die

🎵"I before E, except after sea, I didn't land here, you landed on me!"🎵 -Plymouth Schoolhouse Rock

I hope we extend beyond simply making AI flyers for comedy shows one day. I can envision an entire show of AI performers, doing AI jokes for an AI audience in an AI venue somewhere deep within the circuitry of a massive datacenter that just displaced an entire town of people who used to have jobs.

Cooking and drinking means sometimes you almost pour yourself a shot of olive oil and you know what? That's okay because it's an almost

Luckily for Graham, Hell is FULL of men. Like, every 1 out of 2 men who have ever died are surely there. A real goddamn sausage party. Have at it, bro!

Anyone who celebrates death is DISGUSTING when the person who died is someone I fully supported politically and philosophically otherwise celebrating death is FINE actually

Walking back from the gas station with a fresh pack of smokes and a Gatorade, and suddenly, lo and behold, a shooting star passes my gaze, my Crocs feel lighter and less sweaty, and I find $10 on the ground 'Twas the way the universe let me know that Lindsey Graham has died and gone to hell ❤️🙏

I, for one, think it's a sign of a good economic system that every single major company in America has multiple class action lawsuits aimed at it at all times

today's nightmares were an interesting combination of getting my fingernails ripped off and trying to grab the last Lil' Caesars Hot N Ready pizza Interpret that shit

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Do u guys remember when the IDF briefly made family movies in the 90's

Has Tony Hinchcliffe died from being too red yet

Smokin that shit that made Jason bait men

rushing into Ralph's with a specific mission guy with clipboard: "excuse me sir" me: "sorry in a rush" leaving Ralph's 3 minutes later with *only* toilet paper guy with clipboard: "ohhh I see what's going on, good luck" fucking mortified

health inspector shut down my drag brunch spot just because we were literally serving cunt smdh

I do think Martin Scorsese' films would benefit from AI* *An Intermission

I'm not anti-intellectual, I just like to think-shame

Old ass loser sitting in front of ChatGPT like "tell me that Marvel movies r bad pls"

You should always tell people you're there for them if they need you, it's super easy to do and it costs nothing to lie

I really couldn't tell you how I ended up here on Memorial Day but I do think that this stupid tech we're being force-fed will totally save us from destroying the planet. look at what it can do

Half of Los Angeles is double parked on a narrow street waiting for their Uber customers and the other half is swerving around them impatiently because they're late for their jobs where they drink coffee and make targeted Instagram ads for Pizza Hut

Taxi Driver 2: Travis Bickle Jr. starts shooting everyone because his AI girlfriend left him on read

Cooking for stoned people is such an immediate gas up. Easiest crowd to impress They're like "omg wait is this FOOD? 🤌"