This remains the most accurate portrayal of a persuadeable American voter.
Keith
@kdb150.bsky.social
Move closer to your world, my friend. Take a little bit of time.
Strange but true fact: you can make policies that benefit the poor AND the middle class. I swear it's true!
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h agoA really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
OK I've had quite enough of this dumdum's opinions, please estoppel publishing them.
Super Nintendo Chalmers@snchalmers.bsky.social · 7h agoSophie has sucked for a while. You play in fucking Indianapolis! www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
Look, I don't know what's going on in there, but the roll looks legit. He got the most important part right.
Shana@shanamd.bsky.social · yesterdayEdmundo, NO!
The constituency for COVID trutherism I'm 2026 can't be more than like 100 people. Is this really the best rallying cry they have before the midterms? Relitigating pandemic shit from 2020?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayRon Johnson: "Aaron Rodgers was smart enough to take ivermectin when he got covid ... unfortunately, more people didn't follow him. We wouldn't have had as many of athletes falling unconscious, sometimes dead on the field of play. You've seen the video reels of this happening in 2021."
You know where Stott does have experience? SHORT!!
Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social · 2d agoHarper said he expects to play right field on Tuesday. He reiterated his move there is temporary; the plan is for him to return to first base in 2027. He lauded Bryson Stott for agreeing to move to third, a position he’s barely played. (Bohm has a decent amount of 1B time.)
I also believe Babe Ruth didn't exist. I mean, the man was real but he didn't have to play against Black players so his shit gets asterisks imo
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d agoThe whole Mariners' pen believes Babe Ruth didn't exist. Kinda want all MLB players to believe this and make the owners agree to it in next CBA
I will not believe the Phillies are seriously trying to win until Trea Turmer is playing a position other than SS.
This is what you get when you appease these bigoted pieces of shit instead of telling them to go fu k themselves.
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
Replacing all the hardware on my kitchen cabinets and having to constantly remind myself
As someone who works from home, I'm pretty stoked to see what gasoline rationing will do to all the folks who commute 90 minutes by car to work every day. I'm sure they'll be very normal about it.
Rory Johnston@roryjohnston.bsky.social · last wk.US commercial petroleum stocks fell by 3.7 MMbbl last week, with product builds (especially propane) offsetting a larger 7.2 MMbbl draw in commercial crude stocks. Total crude stocks stocks fell by 11 MMbbl including a 3.8 MMbbl SPR draw. Crude and gasoline precariously low.
Pretty rad that Americans elected this fucking guy again, only to realize 2 months into his term that he is fucking terrible and we all hate him.
FiftyPlusOne.news@fiftyplusone.news · last wk.Donald Trump's net approval has reached a new low today in our tracker. His net approval sits at -24.1. The previous low was -23.7, achieved on May 27. fiftyplusone.news/polls/approv...
Perhaps if enough folks get the explosive diarrhea, we can radicalize society back to the idea that government and regulators are good and important things for functioning society.
Jon of The North@krauza.bsky.social · last wk.Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
This is the most "so you hate waffles" post in the history of microblogging, lmao what the fuck is wrong with people
miguel_alemania@miguel-alemania.bsky.social · 2w agoSaddam killed 459.000 muslims but isn‘t a war criminal. The mudering mullahs killed about 159.000 men and women but aren‘t war criminals. Putin killed about 250.000 men but isn‘t a war criminal. Netanjahu is a jew, so he is a war criminal. That’s the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth.
A trick I've discovered with frozen shrimp is if you squeeze the water out of them after defrosting, they will cook up with perfect texture every time.
Reverse 2014 is real, and it's spectacular.
bob barker 🍸@insortediaboli.bsky.social · 2w agosorry a d +11 in a lv screen is "oh were nearing trifecta territory"
Ah, I see we're back to "we're solving a problem Obama solved and that I made a problem again" as the reason for the war. Splendid.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on fallen US troops: "All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.'"
"She feels qualified to speak on that world." Well there's your problem.
Frankie de la Cretaz@thefrankiedlc.news · 2w agoIrresponsible reporting to let this quote stand without pushback from the reporter on the fact that there is demonstrably no danger for cis girls who are in locker rooms or sports with trans girls. (Notable that the word “trans” is not followed by “people” or “women.” Dehumanizing language.)
A thing that has sunk public approval of both Trump administrations is the fact that there is a significant chunk of Republicans who believe in things other than "Trump is always right."
Catherine Rampell@crampell.bsky.social · 2w agoA quarter of Republicans (!) support abolishing ICE
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia" includes Iran. When will people learn?
"neighbors argue that aggressively driving or distracted motorists simply cannot see them until it is too late." What kind of imbecile argues on behalf of aggressive and distracted drivers IN THEIR OWN FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD?
Harvey J. Miller@mobileharv.bsky.social · 2w agoIn other words they are doing their job
Does anyone else find it extremely fucked up that the president has the power to execute laws in ways that have profound impacts on people's lives? It makes no fucking sense! Laws should clearly state what the executive has to do!
Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social · 3w agoI’m a card carrying socialist & union member & all that and/but this book fucking torpedoed for me the myth that Democrats & Republicans are “the same.” The massive, fundamental differences btwn D & R administrations in regard to disabled ppl’s lives is INSANE.👩🏻🦼➡️❤️ judithheumann.com/being-heumann/
Oh no, how will the mom and pop landlords (who own one or more buildings worth multiple millions of dollars) survive!?
Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social · 3w agoBREAKING: The Mamdani administration proposed banning landlords from requiring both proof of income and a credit check, alongside forcing landlords or brokers to cover the costs of credit checks, per YF
The main difference between the GOP now and the GOP of Trump's first term is the GOP now would absolutely, 100% support Roy Moore in a senate election.