bobby
@bobbylewis.bsky.social
national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️🌈 |📍nyc
having a very hank hill moment of frustration with this hex screw that is the wrong size for any of the wrenches in my set, and is a different size than its paired screw which loosened just fine
absolutely criminal that american fast food has no equivalent of the famichiki. a perfectly fried boneless chicken thigh, mild or spicy, from any convenience store at any time of day. an american famichiki would get this country back on track
whoever decided one serving size of canned anchovies was six filets was doing some nasty work
controversial homemaker opinion: staub lids don’t actually fit better then le creuset, it’s just easier to get a tight fit
today in “they don’t make things like they used to” i just got a pair of 40 year old sweatpants that still have good elastic
if you’re gonna make an unsolicited trump joke on a post that doesn’t even mention him, it has to be hilarious. at minimum, it should make sense. almost every attempt is a failure
the NY Post made an INCREDIBLE gif animation to illustrate Mamdani's pied-à-terre tax on 2nd luxury apartments
its very funny in an absurd way how like 3 people own more than all the rest of humanity, and still they think having any more will change fucking anything about their lives
Tornado watch in effect, thanks MD for setting me straight forever on this
looking at the black coffee and buffalo chicken pizza i’m having for breakfast like what the fuck is wrong with me
if there’s any clear indication of elite impunity it’s the fact that the mainstream press has moved Ross Douthat toward increasingly visual formats
Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · last wk.Scoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
i would actually be fine with this, until my noise canceling headphones died. after that?
Get Out My Plane Get
Alt: president harrison ford in AIR FORCE ONE telling the last terrorist “get off my plane” before throwing him off the plane
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Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
many who think billionaire would be too rich for the internet would sneak back online, if they ever left at all. love of posting transcends net worth
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · last wk.being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.
my favorite genre of local government drama is when a developer illegally demolishes a favorite local bar and the city council orders them to rebuild it exactly as it was
the cruelest temptation of fast food is the auntie anne’s food truck that is always in my neighborhood but never puts enough salt on the pretzels
Remember during Covid when they relaxed open container laws so you could grab a cocktail and walk around and it was completely fine and the world did not end
who is getting mcdonald’s breakfast delivered three times a day
coming to terms with the fact that i’m an involuntary mac and cheese snob
“i don’t want fucking wegmans. shut the fuck up about wegmans” - me yelling at uber notifications every day
who knew that being a socially anxious person with a rich social life was exhausting
rumor on capitol hill today is that mcconnell is actually dead now
some people’s teeth are so white it’s distracting. put the flashlight away and smoke some cigarettes
sabrina carpenter’s “taste” but it’s about the jerk fried chicken i sent party guests home with on saturday
[looking at the weather forecast] ain’t no tornado watch ever call me “nigger”
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning