my parents and i are again partaking in our time-honored tradition of eating cupcakes while watching dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
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the people down the street from my parents who have a sprinkler going could probably turn it off considering it’s raining
i’m not saying i have warm feelings for charisma void kyle tucker but the wrigley crowd could probably chill with the booing
yet again i am frustrated that it is very busy at work, i am about to be out for a week and a half and i am trying to coast WHY WILL THE NEWS NOT LET ME BE GREAT
as we have said some days about the cubs: they’re back
if this was someone who actually knew me they would not be offering vegetables
katie dzwierzynski@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · yesterdayprobably not, random number texting me
Forget Tarik Skubal’s Dodgers debut, the biggest moment tonight at Wrigley is obviously the Cookie Monster singing the 7th inning stretch
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CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · yesterdayCookie Monster is in the booth with Boog at Wrigley, will be singing Take Me Out (to the ballgame, not the Franz Ferdinand song, unfortunately) in the 7th
i haven’t been on here today but that doesn’t mean i logged off
am i tired because i got three hours of sleep last night or because i haven't eaten today or for some other mysterious third reason who can say
lmao bruce levine has had to ask michael busch the same question three times, what are we doing here
i just looked down and realized i now have a bruise in almost the same place on the other arm girl
katie dzwierzynski@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 5d agoi’ve been up for four hours and just looked down to see a bruise on my arm since i’ve been sitting on the couch working all this time i can’t imagine i got this bruise this morning but i also wouldn’t put it past me
michael phelps is at wrigley? 2004 katie would be BESIDE HERSELF
why are penn state women's volleyball players singing the stretch at wrigley
the cubs have hit three homers since bentley and i took our walk around wrigley earlier you’re welcome
impressive that she seems to be even more insufferable irl than debra barone or frankie heck, two of the most insufferable tv characters i’ve ever had the misfortune to see
OK! Magazine@okmagazine.com · 4d agoPatricia Heaton backed a petition urging Mayor Zohran Mamdani to be barred from New York City's 25th 9/11 anniversary.
i don't like making lists but i have reached the point where i just have random stuff left to pack - bentley's toys, my toiletries, various chargers - so i have no choice but to write them down to make sure i get all of it
kinda rude that i tried to avoid being stressed by packing early and my body said lol no you're still gonna be stressed like where do you get off
my mom and i are flying together next weekend so my dream of meeting my soulmate next to me on the plane won't be happening BUT we can manifest a beach situation or something similar two of my volleyball teammates met their significant others while on trips, it's not just in books!!!!!
me: "this is really too many clothes to bring, i need to take some things out of my bag" also me: [takes out two shirts, 35 remain] "that's good"
a little girl saw bentley this afternoon and turned around to tell me he was very cute, he agreed
