mark zuckerberg you dumb bitch you look like someone brought a dollar store Beaker puppet to life and gave it a PacSun gift card
Titus Andronicus@titus-andronicus.bsky.social · 2y agoEVE 6 / TA TICKET GIVEAWAY CONTEST! Everyone knows Titus Andronicus can put away the beers, but can you guess how many cans are in this (33 gal) bag? Quote this post with yr guess and #herestothreenights The first to guess correctly wins 2 free passes to the Eve 6 / TA concert of their choice!
RIP John Lennon, killed 44 years ago today. Based on the Get Back documentary, this is how I imagine his murder went: John Lennon: “What’re you reading there? Hatcher in the PIE???” Mark David Chapman: “Shut the fuck up” *shoots him*