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@kharas.bsky.social

she/her 30+🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 enthusiasm enthusiast Lego, crafts, food, general nerdery and existential dread 24/7

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 6h ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.

scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 3d ago

Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.

glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 5d ago

happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere

kharas @kharas.bsky.social · 4d ago

A still from Our Flag Means Death S1E7, "This is Happening": Stede in his super-cool adventurer outfit holding a petrified orange and looking at it like it's the greatest thing since tea with seven sugars

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4d ago

the blubber wraps the body of the whale, as the rind wraps an orange

kharas @kharas.bsky.social · 5d ago

Partner loves sharks, and I love any excuse for whimsy, so Shark Week is a pretty big deal in our house! Had a lot of fun this year with some especially unhinged snackies Happy Shark Week to all who celebrate: may your chum buckets be plentiful 🦈💙

A really gross-looking meal: spaghetti dyed red with sausage chunks and a rustic tomato sauce, served in steel buckets with a garnish of garlic cloves carved to look like human and shark teeth #sharkweek

GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨@gaywatson.bsky.social · last wk.

ok #OFMDfanart

Purple-colored digital sketch of Ed Teach, sexiest guy at the beach. The view is looking down at him sitting criss-cross applesauce in the sand, leaning back on his hands, eyes closed and face turned up basking in the warmth of the sun. He is wearing a very tiny Speedo, bulge and full bush out and proud and ready to greet the day.

a 🐳⛵️@cannibalxing.bsky.social · 4w ago

Ed Teach full bush tiny bathing suit

kharas @kharas.bsky.social · last wk.

A little #TakeTwoTuesday on this (almost) anniversary of Jeffrey! Fettering! Weekend 🐴💖 (PS go read the sequel fic it is delightful archiveofourown.org/works/68258966 )

kharas@kharas.bsky.social · last yr.

Time to celebrate everyone's favorite pirate enthusiast! And Frenchie certainly knows how to do that... even if our dear Jeffrey wakes up without his flatulent steed. A tribute to the first #JeffreyFettering fic I ever read, Hung Like A by the brilliant @petrichorca.bsky.social #OurBricksMeanDeath

Lego Jeffrey Fettering is in a stable, reclining on a hay bale, pantsless beneath a horse blanket. In the background Lego Frenchie absconds with Jeffrey's incontinent horse after having shagged Jeffrey senseless. Jeffrey seems pretty okay with it!

kharas @kharas.bsky.social · last wk.

beep beep 🐸

J. L. Westover@mrlovenstein.bsky.social · last wk.

Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 2w ago

You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.

Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 2w ago

Jar of spilled mayonnaise with speech bubble

🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱@piratebot.bsky.social · 2w ago

You've heard of me?

Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 2w ago

short kings

a stylized 3d render of a triptych of 3 animals - a tsuchinoko, jimothy the raccoon, and a sunfish.

AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 2w ago

Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]

Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 2w ago

PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 2w ago

“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.

veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 2w ago

Do it for her

leigh💜//infold anti @kazanee.bsky.social · 3w ago

jimothy is perfect

Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 3w ago

New cryptid

shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 3w ago

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

cover of newsweek magazine shows three mysterious people standing together in dramatic shadows. the text reads “Bisexuality. Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges.”

thrilloilogy 🍉🔻@thrilloilogy.bsky.social · 3w ago

Trans Hillbilly@transhillbilly.bsky.social · 3w ago

Stede Bonnet and Blackbeard were definitely fucking

kharas @kharas.bsky.social · 3w ago

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Fetterjack 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 or Applering? idk but I want it, somebody please do the thing ty

pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙@petrichorca.bsky.social · 3w ago

the concept of Jeffrey Fettering/Applejack has had my brain WHIRRING for six hours i cannot write this right now but am manifesting someone to run with this, fic or otherwise because. like. come on. look at them!! LOOK AT THEM 🕯️🧎‍♀️🥺🙏

kharas @kharas.bsky.social · 3w ago

YAY I have been waiting very patiently for this epic conclusion, what a treat ⛷️

veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife@veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hey I finally posted the final two chapters of If You're Not Falling, You're Not Learning, my fic about Ed and Stede competing in ski mountaineering at the 2026 Milano Olympics. Now with two absolutely adorable pieces of art by @515253545.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/812645...

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 3w ago

Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.