government just sent me a passport acknowledging that i exist, i think he's into me 😏
cats have 517 back muscles and we have like 40 this is glorpshit THERE WOULD BE NO MORE BACK PAIN
newscaster: today will be partly cloudy guy with tinnitus who likes to party loudly: word
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Im evil and gained access to this account but i will do no evil deeds !
so cool being self employed! i can 'work any hrs i want' but only if my 'client' approves it. and also i have to file all of my own taxes. and also i get no PTO. and also i get no benefits. and the workload is so high i dont work elsewhere. it's almost like im actually an employee... no thats silly!
performative male on his first day as a performative male in line at starbucks getting a starbucks drink because he's a performative male on his first day (at starbucks) and wants to look the part to fit in with his peers (so he's getting a starbucks): you said this was HOW much?
is this like twitter if i start hornyposting on main do i win do i get the trophy
i am so good at washing dishes and then also drying them does anyone want a husband
i would like to apologise for my previous post im a fraud i had my image colour picker set up wrong there is no 67 in the colour theme i will repent by posting 67 for the next 30 days please forgive me
guys dont check the middle number of the HSL value of the bluesky default theme
noted yall dont rock with chemistry jokes i'll do better in future meow67 meow mrrrp 67 meow :3 is this better
they call me Michael Jackson the way i explode He He into unphantasomable amounts of energy
so sorry to keep my 11 followers waiting 11 months for a new post i was busy licking windows and stealing various trinkets and wares
can anyone explain why elon thinks any of us in the UK care about what he has to say