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30s | any pronouns | 🏳️‍🌈 mostly screaming into the void about stolitz and the hellaverse | NSFW content 🔞 | #hbspoilers & #hazbinhotelspoilers https://archiveofourown.org/users/kh0sh3kh/

can't stop thinking about mr "too imp to simp" sneaking little moments of intimacy long before stolas' banishment we saw the sleepy selfie... now picture blitz checking to make sure stolas has fallen asleep in the bath during aftercare before he starts shampooing his crest and sniffing his feathers

🚨 LIMITED TIME C0MMISSIONS 🚨 my work hours got cut this month ;_; taking as many as I can to survive!! after August, I don't know when I'll reopen! The easiest way to contact me is through discord @ yamastard or bsky!! Please share if possible ;_;

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Got so much to write, but my brain has just spent the last couple of days rotating broken android Blitz getting fixed up by Stolas after being sold for scrap/parts Somehow became a 🧵 (Ignore any mistakes it's 1am, I should be asleep but spent an hour typing this on my phone)

Helluva Boss S3 wishlist: - full frontal cloaca shot but it’s covered with feathers anyway - Stolitz 3-episode breakup arc bc they had a serious fight over who gets to wear the pretty princess disguise on a mission - Moxxie holds TWO guns and Stolas makes his cat face again and chirps excitedly

thinking about Stolas’ PTSD from Striker again… I really want it to come up that M&M were the ones who were there with him for that… Millie places a hand over his heart during an emotional chat and he panics bc it feels like her applying pressure… he sees the ceiling of the van and panics… eough…

it’s mid-november. we’re deep in the trenches of helluva boss s3 angst. we all sneak out of bed at 1am, 2am, 3am to see the newest episode. it’s a flashback. there’s tilla. oh god, it’s a full flashback of the circus. she opens her mouth to speak. we hold our breath. she’s voiced by john waters.